Both Hilary and Carrie are dating hockey players from the Ottawa Senators. Only Hilary is at least almost normal while Carrie should sit the f-ck DOWN. Hilary was at the game last night watching her man Mike Comrie’s team beat my Leafs. Must have been Spezza’s illegal stick. He floats and he crabs. Full Story

Every gossip’s perfect day – two bitches throwing down, pulling hair, super low classy… nothing could make me happier. I remember the first time I saw my mother open hand slap a woman across the mahjong table. It was like she gave birth to me all over again. That story another day. Full Story

Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore last night at the (Stand Up to Cancer) Merchandise Collection Launch party. As far as I can recall, I’ve never seen Hilary’s wookie. And I’ve never seen Mandy’s either. Probably why they don’t get much blog space. It’s Christmas. Let’s give them some love. Full Story

Suppose this shouldn’t be a surprise… after all, Billy Ray Cyrus is a parent pimp, whoring his kid out to Disney to sustain the acid wash lifestyle he’d been accustomed to after his one hit wonder. Why then should he be expected to instill in his child commodity the value of hard worth and work ethic? Contracts are signed to be broken, right? TMZ  Full Story

There was an ex clash last night at the Cartier event but everyone stayed civilised. I almost forgot Hilary Duff and Joel Madden used to date. And five minutes after their split he hooked up with Nicole Richie. Then Hil wrote that song and she was all pissy sh-ts until Mike Comrie came along and now it"s all happy happy and no catfights which is great for publicists but the total ass for smutlovers. Full Story

There is a high waisted difference between the two… although the Duff does look better from the front than she does from the side, non? This is the catch, I think, with the high waist issue. Unless you’re ten feet tall, inevitably, there’s an angle that ends up being unflattering. Especially if big tits are involved. Full Story

Remember when Hilary Duff started dating Joel Madden? Remember she went from normal looking and healthy to nasty and malnourished? Remember she totally lost her tits? Well Mike Comrie has had the opposite effect. This is a good thing. A great thing. As you can see, Hilary’s curves have returned and tonight at the Met she put them on display. Full Story

And tacky too. So if you’re a celebrity and you want to travel incognito…would you wear this? Check Hilary Duff at the airport the other day – in bright blue yoga pants, obnoxious Chanel flats, and the HUGEST silliest earring ever for a flight. Who’s feeling neglected? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Almost, almost perfect, if not for two sadly pushed up tits that threaten to ruin her entire look. Check out Hilary Duff at the Spirit of Life award dinner last night. Fresh face, great makeup, the dress is a vision – I love the detailing on the band – so why? Why why why mash the boobs together and throw them OVER the top? It’s so Victoria Beckham, it’s so chavvy tacky, and totally totally unnecessary. Full Story

Hilary Duff and that hockey player still going strong. Here they are in NYC after dinner last night – she as usual is super cute with her ghetto fab earrings, he unfortunately appears to have a case of Ryan Phillippe’s Carb Face. Or is it just me? Cardigan needs some work too. The Isles kick off pre-season in just three weeks. Full Story

Hilary Duff played Edmonton last night. Edmonton is Mike Comrie’s hometown. And I’ve just heard he and his family were backstage at the show. He was carrying her bags and she gave him a kiss before heading on stage for her performance. Summer fling turns serious? Stay tuned... PS. For those of you who like to complain: this photo is from their dinner outing last week. Full Story

Puck bunny indeed! For the second evening in a row, Hilary Duff went out with hockey player Mike Comrie – rumour has it they had dinner at Katsuya Thursday, just a night after being photographed together leaving Giorgio’s (attached). Interestingly enough, after my post yesterday Full Story

Anyone outside Canada who doesn’t follow hockey closely likely knows nothing about Mike Comrie. But once upon a time, Mike Comrie was an Edmonton Oiler and a favourite son. Until his love affair with his hometown ended in somewhat of a scandal with allegations of cheating with a teammate’s wife and whiny bitch comments made in the press that resulted in Mike’s unceremonious departure from Edmonton. Full Story