If Count Dracula Made Love to a Horse…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 6, 2008 11:55:16 February 6, 2008 11:55:16

Presenting Hilary Swank, here at the Golden Camera Awards in Germany. Like Sarah Jessica Parker, Hilary with her equine dental work is starting to resemble Helen Gurley Brown, the original Fun! Fearless! Female!

Blech.

Blecher still is the fact that this bitch has not one but TWO Oscars… the second one thanks in large part to Clint Eastwood’s tireless campaigning. Too bad Warren Beatty hasn’t as much sway over Academy voters to secure his wife Annette Bening a very deserving one of her own.

Why so mean to Hilary?

Because it’s fact - she does have horse teeth just like I have an ugly hook hawk nose and also because this is, you recall, the woman who decided to out her ex husband’s drug addiction in the pages of Vanity Fair without his consent for the sake of her own career.

That, to me, spells Game On.

Photos from Wenn.com


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