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Hilary Swank & the 90210 Low Classy Connection

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2006 12:00:00 July 6, 2006 12:00:00

All credit to my girl Michelle for the Beverly Hills inspiration. And granted, it"s not like Hilary"s anywhere near as despicable as that homewrecking slut Tori Spelling…but still…I"m now wondering if behaving badly is a left over side effect from that show. So in case you haven"t heard, Hilary Swank sat down for a revealing interview with Vanity Fair for the August issue of the magazine and decided to tell the entire frickin" world that her soon-to-be-ex husband Chad Lowe is a recovering addict. Full Story

Movie Trailer #2: Annette Bening, 3rd time lucky?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2006 12:00:00 July 3, 2006 12:00:00

For the record, I think she was robbed for American Beauty and I think she was inexcusably robbed for Being Julia. Criminal that Hilary Swank has two and the incomparable Annette has nothing, don"t you think? Still…unless Ms Streep gets a nod for Prada, I"ll be gutted if Ms Bening doesn"t walk away with what"s rightly hers next February. Full Story


Matthew McConnaughey does not need supervision. Or a beard, although some would say he already has one. For the record, I do not think he"s a McGay. Unless he stopped f&cking women 2 years ago. Which is when a certain acquaintance of mine bagged him good and hard. But that"s another story. And it isn"t Matthew Broderick either. Unlike Mr. Parker, the queer you"re looking for has never been married to a horse. A real woman, yes. But definitely not a horse. As for the Not So Strong Woman …Hilary Swank ain"t she. The wife beater might have insecure man issues but he"s hella more accomplished than Chad Lowe. Fresh smut soon. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Most Undecided: Hilary Swank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2006 12:00:00 January 29, 2006 12:00:00

Oddly enough, I don"t know whether or not I like this look. It"s very haute couture and I love her sinewy body in it, even though she looks a good 5 pounds lighter than she did at the Globes, which is a tad worrisome but the poor woman is trying to save her marriage so it"s to be expected, right? Anyway, back to the ensemble. Full Story

Best Back: Hilary Swank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2006 12:00:00 January 16, 2006 12:00:00

I hated her Oscar dress. You remember it? Low, low at the back, and completely covered up at the front? It was a violation of feng shui principles. Lack of balance, lack of flow, lack of unity between the elements. You might call it bullsh*t but look at what happened to her marriage. However, it seems as though Hilary’s learned her lesson. Full Story

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 Well, well, well…as I mentioned on Sunday night, my smutty sense has been tingling for days. And now we know why. Unless you’ve been on gossip detox for the past 24 hours, you have probably already heard that they’re pregnant. And don’t ask who. Who else??? We’ve got birth, we’ve got divorce, we’ve got birth speculation, and all of a sudden, I’ve got the Chad Michael Murray fan club on my ass. In today’s issue: breaking news on Leo and Jessica, the Pitts’ 3rd child, battling Julia Roberts, about the Swank/Lowe split, Eric Bana revisited, a new lesbian crush, teenage hate mail, and your new weekly riddle.

Hilary & Chad – it’s over

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 11, 2006 12:00:00 January 11, 2006 12:00:00

Told you that Oscar dress was bad feng shui. After 8 years of marriage, they made the announcement on Monday that it was over. Many of you have emailed me asking why… surprising because I really didn’t think people cared all that much. But I digress. Let’s see. There are, as usual, several suggested reasons behind the split. Full Story