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Celebirty behaviour likely fueled by drugs and alcohol.

Don’t call Jen

July 13, 2010 07:22:10 Posted at July 13, 2010 07:22:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’ve been reading this blog long enough, even back when it was just a newsletter, you’ll know that for years I’ve been trying to make Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos happen. For years. The universe kept denying me. Now possibly forever. Stamos is involved in an extortion trial. Full Story

Crank tweets: the human rights violation

July 8, 2010 08:02:08 Posted at July 8, 2010 08:02:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan managed to stay home yesterday following her sentencing. She actually did not go to her own birthday party. They must have had to strap that sh-t down to stop her from leaving the house. Forced to abstain from the circuit for just one night Lilo, naturally, tweaked out on Twitter, addressing the Nail Polish F-ck U situation: “didn't we do our nails as a joke with our friend dc? it had nothing to do w/court. Full Story

New crank lips for court

July 6, 2010 13:33:44 Posted at July 6, 2010 13:33:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan has been in court all day for f-cking up her life. TMZ is the best source for the blow by blow but in short – she has a kick ass lawyer, the prosecutor is out for her ass and claims that there are witnesses and a lot of proof that Lilo was drinking the night her SCRAM went off, and the judge has also heard testimony that Lilo kept skipping out on her alcohol ed classes too. Full Story

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Lilo tests clean?

June 18, 2010 08:05:33 Posted at June 18, 2010 08:05:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently she tested alcohol-free after her scram went off. This is what her lawyer says, and TMZ reports that the Probation Department has cleared her, which means the judge will likely not be pissed in July when she’s supposed to show in court for a hearing that could have resulted in a jail sentence. Full Story

Lilo’s latest coincidence or conspiracy

June 9, 2010 07:25:37 Posted at June 9, 2010 07:25:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sure you’ve heard – that Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM went off on Sunday night/Monday morning and, following a report that was delivered to the judge, was found to be in violation of the terms of her monitoring program after a small amount of alcohol was detected. A bench warrant was issued, she forfeited the previous $100,000 bail that was posted, posted another down payment on $200,000 bail, and is now claiming innocence. Full Story

Crank & Depp

May 27, 2010 07:10:09 Posted at May 27, 2010 07:10:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s comedy hour courtesy of Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter. As you know, she’s now wearing a monitoring anklet, has been ordered by the court to stay off drugs and alcohol, and is not allowed to leave Los Angeles for “work”. Full Story

Crank blonde and posing

May 26, 2010 07:28:14 Posted at May 26, 2010 07:28:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She fixed her busted extensions, hit up the salon yesterday for several hours to work out some new hair, and Lindsay Lohan emerged blonde at the end of it. She does look better... I guess... but lightening doesn’t fix the face bloat, or those f-cked up lips. Still, what matters is what she thinks. Full Story

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Unbuttoned for court

May 24, 2010 09:42:33 Posted at May 24, 2010 09:42:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white shirt with the buttons undone to expose some tittays for the paps. Full Story

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Lilo crankfest update

May 21, 2010 09:29:00 Posted at May 21, 2010 09:29:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Written by Jacek With Lainey in the air I’ve been tasked with the responsibility to get you up to speed on the Lilo situation. And when her sh-t is hitting the fan, it hits hard, fast, and messy. Here’s what’s happened since our last post on her: Wednesday – claims her passport was stolenThursday – an arrest warrant is issued as she didn’t make it back to LA for her court appearance and bail was set at $100,000Also on Thursday – accuses her father of arranging to have her passport stolen Full Story

She probably started that rumour herself

May 6, 2010 13:04:51 Posted at May 6, 2010 13:04:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The last time Lindsay Lohan attended the Costume Institute Gala it was 2007 and she was one of the last to arrive, because she’s a famewhore like that, and Lara and I watched her take her sweet time up the steps and I remember us saying to each other – Goddamn she looks busted. In retrospect, she did not look all that busted. Full Story