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Celebirty behaviour likely fueled by drugs and alcohol.

Shoes are more important than children

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 9, 2009 11:15:30 October 9, 2009 11:15:30

It’s Dina Lohan’s mantra. She was in New York yesterday promoting the Shoe-Han. See I don’t have much faith in mankind. Some idiots WILL actually buy this sh-t. After all, there are f-cking losers out there who are also buying Ebola Paris Hilton’s lame sh-t. People suck. So ss you’d expect, Dina was asked at the event about Michael Lohan’s shocking “revelation” Full Story

Lilo pill popper

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2009 08:37:51 October 6, 2009 08:37:51

It’s always a revelation when her pimp dad starts talking. Either one of her parents, actually. Because they live through her, and they suffer through her, and they famewhore through her. Even when she’s a f-cking mess. And she’s been a f-cking mess for years. So Michael Lohan spoke to Radar Full Story

Mentorship

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 16, 2009 09:24:00 September 16, 2009 09:24:00

By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than those her age. That she’s in a band, is an actor, is an artist, and therefore doesn’t need to go to school. Full Story

Crackhead wish list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 8, 2009 07:48:14 September 8, 2009 07:48:14

It keeps getting longer – Lindsay Lohan’s list of lofty ambitions, reasonable 3 years ago, and now completely out of the realm of possibility. Especially the part about her winning an Oscar before 30. Remembering she actually said this is like a happy place for me. That and the vision of John Mayer peeing on Jennifer Aniston and also Brad and Angelina’s African Jungle Sex. Full Story

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Drama 24/7

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 18:54:04 August 24, 2009 18:54:04

It’s like energy. You give it off. You invite. Drama. Lindsay Lohan craves drama. She cannot live without drama. So drama will always find her. So her house was broken into again. Second time in 4 months. Her first phone call? Daddy. You know the father with whom she’s so close? The same one. Full Story

Routine Rehab

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2009 18:19:54 August 24, 2009 18:19:54

Well that’s a carefree way of looking at it. Am sure you’ve heard by now – Melanie Griffith has checked into rehab, the same facility where Lindsay Lohan and Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes received treatment. According to her rep: "She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy. Full Story

Lilo: new lips, new face?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2009 11:56:22 August 20, 2009 11:56:22

She’s cranked up all over New York this week, surrounded by sycophants, spending her days shopping, her nights trying to be seen. You’ll note – she was not at The September Issue premiere last night. Please. Like Anna Wintour would have allowed it. Instead, Lindsay Lohan decided to show off her new lips. Full Story

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They say they want kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2009 16:27:27 August 19, 2009 16:27:27

But they have No Kids. This is a good thing. That was also an obvious reveal. But you shouldn’t have needed it, right? So about that Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart “not a sex tape” – sorry I haven’t had a chance to get to it ‘til now. If you’ve not heard about the situation click here Full Story

Editorial bitchslap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2009 12:44:19 August 7, 2009 12:44:19

Lilo on the cover of UK Elle, the photoshoot where those jewels went missing. But the best is what the editor Lorraine Candy has written about the experience in her standard address: "Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month's cover shoot. It read: 'Let's do it again some time. Full Story

Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 13:22:33 July 27, 2009 13:22:33

Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN. Full Story