Hollywood Drugs Articles

Celebirty behaviour likely fueled by drugs and alcohol.

Written for Jessica, meant for Lindsay

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 27, 2009 13:22:33 July 27, 2009 13:22:33

Jessica Simpson continues to hook up and break up with men who humiliate her. As if it wasn’t enough that he dumped her the night before her birthday, Us Weekly reports that Tony Romo apparently also announced the break up to everyone living in his gated community, informing security that she was no longer to be allowed access to his home in Dallas which is why a sign at the entrance has been posted that reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN. Full Story

We’re selling milkshake now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 24, 2009 08:14:32 July 24, 2009 08:14:32

You think it can’t get any worse, from leggings to self tanner, to a straight to TV movie, an actress who no longer acts… but then she starts selling milkshakes. The Lohans are deficient in the shame gene. This is f-cking shame. Lindsay Lohan looked the picture of health yesterday at an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes in West Hollywood where they named a shake after her – the Lindsay Lohan Shake consists of vanilla and chocolate ice cream swirls with Oreo cookies… And two lines of coke followed by a half tab of ecstasy and, if you need to lose a few pounds, a hit of crystal meth too? How hard up is this bitch? She must be broke f-ck on her skinny crank ass. Full Story

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Crack Jealous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 06:49:47 July 21, 2009 06:49:47

Drugs make you paranoid. Just ask Mischa Barton. And it’s worse for these twats running around Hollywood – young, insecure, and ignorant. Dangerous combination. No secret, Lindsay Lohan is a jealous bitch. She’s jealous for attention. She needs to be at the centre of it all the time. Full Story

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Up all night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 15, 2009 06:47:39 July 15, 2009 06:47:39

On her Twitter, crack tweeting nonsense while she’s waiting for the crash. Lilo just a few hours ago seemed like she’d managed to push Samantha Ronson away again, or is fighting with her father. It’s a toss up. First this: being lied to after being my father's daughter. Full Story

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Weekly crack tweets

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 10, 2009 10:25:00 July 10, 2009 10:25:00

Best way to kick off the weekend – with some incoherent crack babble courtesy of Lilo’s Twitter. Last night she was at it again, obviously desperate for attention, and bored, and cranked, with her blackberry in hand and a mind understimulated by constant shopping. First this post:Some guy just grabbed my waist-2hands-both sides. Full Story

Spraytan fries your brain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2009 07:13:28 July 8, 2009 07:13:28

Among other things. Ever heard of a movie called The Hangover? It’s this summer’s smash comedy, has grossed so far in excess of $200 million. That’s all. According to Us Weekly, the part played by Heather Graham (a stripper) was initially offered to Lindsay Lohan by director Todd Phillips. Full Story

Crackhead birthday party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 29, 2009 07:55:08 June 29, 2009 07:55:08

She’s turning 23 on July 2nd but you’d think she’d be at least 10 years older, right? Lindsay Lohan celebrated in Vegas over the weekend looking like she’s been opening her legs for crack for the last decade, and perhaps pimp-beaten and left in an alley on more than one occasion. Full Story

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Belly Coke Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 08:27:00 June 15, 2009 08:27:00

Lindsay Lohan sniffed out a party in the Hamptons this weekend at AXE Lounge. Nice coke bloat. I’m bloated today too. Because Gab and I were afflicted with the Wine Flu this weekend. It’s horribly inappropriate. But we can’t stop saying it. I’m never drinking again. Lilo makes the same claim. Full Story

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Lilo cranked & caged

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 17:20:23 June 8, 2009 17:20:23

Heads up to the producers of The Other Side who recently took a huge gamble on Lindsay Lohan – it’s a long summer ahead and filming does not begin until October. Are you sure? There’s still time. Because… The insurers will not like this. As you know Lilo has taken her shenanigans to London, stalking Samantha Ronson from club to hotel. Full Story

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Single Orange Female

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2009 07:58:31 June 4, 2009 07:58:31

Samantha Ronson in working in London this week. Lindsay Lohan showed up in London this week. Word is she arranged her schedule and booked a photo shoot conveniently for when Sam was there, staying at a hotel just down the street. So last night, Sam heads to Bungalow 8 with her brother and some friends. Full Story

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