Homewreckers Articles

Hollywood homewreckers including cheating nannies, love triangles, and other marriage break-up catalysts.

She pounced

November 19, 2009 07:23:43 Posted at November 19, 2009 07:23:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate B loves using relationship woes for Alex’s attention. Full Story

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Holding hands, living in the light

October 20, 2009 08:34:09 Posted at October 20, 2009 08:34:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out for dinner last night at Katsuya. The paps were waiting out front. There is a side door. It was suggested they could leave via the side door. Instead, they chose to go out the main exit holding hands. And happily. LeAnn fronted in the car like she didn’t want to be photographed but whatever… They knew. Full Story

Is this how you want to start your morning?

July 22, 2009 12:25:44 Posted at July 22, 2009 12:25:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not that any time is a good time for Tori Spelling’s mashed up face but it’s especially hard first thing. But viewers of the fourth hour of The Today Show this morning were greeted with this sh-t as Tori filled in for Hoda Kotb alongside Kathy Lee Gifford. Tori Spelling on morning television? Homewrecker on morning television? I did an interview last week and this came up. Full Story

Junior is robust

April 28, 2009 11:36:00 Posted at April 28, 2009 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr have been promoting themselves. Full Story

Who’s supporting KFed Jr?

April 14, 2009 09:05:17 Posted at April 14, 2009 09:05:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This hag has come out with her second book. Someone must be buying them. But WHO? Are you reading Tori f-cking Spelling? If you’re reading Tori Spelling, KFed Jr wants to thank you. Because he is living off the profits. After all, landing a bit part in a tv movie once every 2 years doesn’t pay all that much. Full Story

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In the corner where she belongs

December 31, 2008 08:04:15 Posted at December 31, 2008 08:04:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. Not when a concocted Bride Wars Jolie vs Aniston headline will fly off the MiniVan newsstands. Full Story

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Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem

December 22, 2008 11:33:35 Posted at December 22, 2008 11:33:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to violate the English language. Full Story

The Opposite of Auspicious

August 12, 2008 09:22:41 Posted at August 12, 2008 09:22:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you probably gathered from all the frenzy surrounding last Friday 8/8/8, we Chinese are big on dates. Like lucky dates. We consult special calendars, we consult a combination of numbers and signs, we consult fortune tellers… I’m telling you, it’s full on. When we were planning our wedding, we had to move it up a year - A FULL YEAR – because my mother calculated our birthdays and birth years and found a date that was absolutely perfect. Full Story

Ugly Junior kissy face

July 16, 2008 11:42:55 Posted at July 16, 2008 11:42:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Try not to Rossum. Tori Spelling and that piece of sh*t she married, Kevin Federline Jr, decided they haven’t been getting enough attention lately, so yesterday, the two ran into some paps to get their picture taken. Just to make sure we know how desperate they are, Junior also leaned in for a kiss. Full Story

Married...but not ugly

July 14, 2008 05:54:00 Posted at July 14, 2008 05:54:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Balthazar Getty is married. But at least he’s not ugly...right? Much better looking than Rhys Ifans? For some people, that’s actually an improvement. Perhaps that’s the way Sienna sees it. Two weeks after news first broke that Sienna Miller had homewrecked Balthazar Getty’s marriage, paps caught the couple on holiday in Italy, leaving no doubt (if there was any before) about the status of the relationship. Full Story