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Celebrity hook-ups and new Hollywood couples.

Like Carole, Carly, Joni, and James?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2011 13:30:00 March 30, 2011 13:30:00

This is a major, major, MAJOR stretch. Probably an egregious one. And I mean no disrespect to those legends, none at all. It’s just that in writing about this story, I was, for some reason, reminded of their story. The mind makes weird and random associations. And I apologise if this one is too much of a leap. Full Story

Pitting Gerry against Justin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2011 12:49:46 March 23, 2011 12:49:46

Jessica Biel couldn’t make Justin Timberlake stay. And it’s been splashed all over the tabloids that he was unfaithful, that he didn’t want to marry her, that she tolerated it in exchange for a professional boost, and that he was trying to shake her for two years until he finally broke away. Full Story

Tears over noodles?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2011 09:52:14 March 22, 2011 09:52:14

And Chinese noodles? I mean, my people, we know how to do noodles. Noodles are not something to cry over. But this post is about Sienna Miller. And if anyone can find a reason to cry over noodles, it’s Sienna Miller. Which is why I already called bullsh-t last week on her assertion that she’s removed the drama from her life. Full Story

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Let me just make a quick call

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 18, 2011 07:34:35 March 18, 2011 07:34:35

Yesterday it was reported that Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas had broken up. Conveniently, just a few hours after the news went wide, Greene was papped in New York, in green for the occasion, with her dad, and oh look, shocking, she’s also with Jared Followill, to whom she’s been linked before, and apparently they’re making out again now that she’s done holding hands with a Vagina Virgin. Full Story

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Rihanna for dinner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2011 07:06:01 March 17, 2011 07:06:01

I’m sorry. I couldn’t resist. First they met on a talk show in the UK. That allegedly progressed to aggressive texting on her part. Last night they were both at a restaurant in Santa Monica. They were photographed leaving separately but were supposedly dining together inside. OMG they’re totally f-cking. Full Story

“Half of everything” looks great

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2011 07:36:51 March 10, 2011 07:36:51

Remember he said that? Remember Sean Penn told The Hollywood Reporter that: "I got practical issues, like everyone else...I had just got taken for one half of everything I had in the divorce, so it's not like I don't have to work." (Source Full Story

Was Bosworth second best?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 8, 2011 08:58:00 March 8, 2011 08:58:00

Amanda Seyfried covers the new issue of ELLE. She’s currently promoting Red Riding Hood. The premiere was last night. As you know, given that she’s dating that dickhead Ryan Phillippe, this is not the brightest girl. She has demonstrated as much in previous interviews. Full Story

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Underwear lines

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2011 14:14:01 March 7, 2011 14:14:01

I hate underwear lines. Underwear lines are very democratic. Even skinny girls get underwear lines. Look at Sienna Miller in London the other night signing autographs for fans after her play. The alternative to underwear lines of course is having a piece of string they call a thong or a g ride up your crack – the most uncomfortable sh-t EVER. Full Story

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Blake & the billionaire

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2011 11:19:42 March 3, 2011 11:19:42

There was a Chanel dinner or something last night. Blake Lively was the guest of honour. She wore an amazing white cocktail dress with amazing Louboutins. Does it make you crazy the way, um, the pronunciation of “Louboutin” has essentially been mangled? LEW-BOO-TAWN. It’s the “Tawn” part that gives me stress. Full Story

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Friends & Feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 07:39:00 March 2, 2011 07:39:00

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn hooked up for lunch on Monday in LA. A civilian diner took a photo of them with her iPhone, has likely made a nice little profit, much to Scarlett’s irritation, I’m sure. Scarjo likes to keep her sh-t tight, though I suppose shoving your foot in your friend’s lap at a restaurant isn’t exactly the smartest way of going about it. Full Story

How Gosling dates

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2011 06:50:00 March 2, 2011 06:50:00

In case you missed it – I was the first to report yesterday that Ryan Gosling and Olivia Wilde are hooking up. Click here for a refresher. The video of their date has since been pulled off of YouTube. Wonder if there was some cash money involved. Full Story

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