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Years in the making

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 21, 2009 12:07:21 July 21, 2009 12:07:21

YES! Finally! They’ve danced around it before, both were unavailable, but now they find themselves in the same city, and single, and more mature, and Cameron Diaz and Leonardo DiCaprio??? Please Sweet Shiloh, please make it so. UK gossips are reporting that they had dinner the other night at Shoreditch House, then went on to a club, then a private party, all the while flirty and touchy, and at one point Cam was even seen kissing his cheek. Full Story

Will he last longer than Lance?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 20, 2009 17:10:37 July 20, 2009 17:10:37

Exclusive. Alex Rodriguez was not an all-star. So last week during the All-Star break he was with Kate Hudson instead. She and her family always spend part of the summer in Muskoka – she took Lance Armstrong there last year, and this year, manslinger’s replaced him with someone even douchier. Full Story

Ashlee & Adrian in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 14:41:37 July 16, 2009 14:41:37

It was reported a few weeks ago that they met at some event and were making out soon after. Today in New York both Adrian Grenier and Twilight’s Ashlee Greene were booked on It’s On with Alexa Chung… Coincidence or conspiracy? Here they are, arriving separately, though not fooling anyone. Full Story

Dining with the desperate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 07:22:11 July 1, 2009 07:22:11

First Jennifer Aniston, now Renee Zellweger, what’s the common denominator between Bradley Cooper’s recent dinner companions? And chill out you crusty bitches – it’s not being 40 and single that’s the problem. It’s been 40 and single and insisting on the FABULOUSNESS of it, but then having your publicist go out of his way to assure the public that you’re still desirable, and paying a punk bitch singing douchebag to be your boyfriend whenever there’s a movie to promote. Full Story

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Future Love Triangle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 08:13:56 June 24, 2009 08:13:56

So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. This is what we’ve become. Full Story

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4-way hook ups

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 15, 2009 07:41:31 June 15, 2009 07:41:31

Last night at Game 5 of the NBA Finals, Chris Brown was courtside sitting beside his brother, Rihanna was missing, but her wannabe was front and centre. Her name is Teyana Taylor and they’re calling her a RiRi lookalike. See side by side photo here Full Story

Pissing away $130 million

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2009 10:09:00 June 11, 2009 10:09:00

If I’m on the board of Real Madrid, I am sh-tting f-cking panic this morning. Because the team just purchased Cristiano Ronaldo for $130 million from Manchester United and how does he celebrate? He celebrates with an Ebola infection. Which means he’s effectively pissed away his money. Don’t be surprised if he gets injured. Full Story

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George’s new piece

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 13:26:40 June 3, 2009 13:26:40

Us Weekly reported in their last issue that this is George Clooney’s new piece. Her name is Lucy Wolvert. Guess what she does for a living? Well of course she’s an aspiring model/actress. But Lucy is also a cocktail waitress! According to the magazine, they met in Miami a few weeks ago and have been together since. Full Story

Manslinger’s “somewhat serious”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 08:28:17 June 3, 2009 08:28:17

My favourite quote of the week. People.com reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”. Somewhat serious? Is that like somewhat pregnant? And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat serious anyway? She’s always somewhat serious! Last summer she was somewhat serious with Lance Armstrong. Full Story

Evan Rachel Wood: slight improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 13:36:00 June 2, 2009 13:36:00

My friend Laura is addicted to Robert Pattinson. He’s like crack for her. She and our other friend Lorella enable each other over email. Sometimes they copy me in and I asked to be excused from the conversation. Yesterday Laura candidly described their habit as follows: “Yes, Lorella and I are horrible influences on each other. Full Story