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Hot Harry on a Horse Hump Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2008 07:30:00 April 2, 2008 07:30:00

Here he is last weekend in South Africa with Chelsy and her family apparently rather preoccupied with his crotch. Or am I just dirty? Hot Harry is 23… just one year shy of my Gay Math threshold. Is it ok to lust him? What’s a year anyway?!?!? And how do you resist? Look at him. Happy Hump Day. Full Story

Hello Hot Harry on a Horse in a Tent!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2008 11:35:00 March 12, 2008 11:35:00

New issue of Hello Canada features details on Hot Harry and Chelsy’s African boat trip getaway. They slept on a tent perched on top of a roof on a boat and sailed down a river, preparing breakfast on a small gas stove in the mornings, sunbathing, taking the speedboat out for a spin, and getting reacquainted in the afternoons. Full Story

Hello! Bryan Adams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2008 15:37:00 March 6, 2008 15:37:00

For some reason, many of you have been emailing lately about him … How serendipitous – Hello! Canada has just landed an exclusive interview with Bryan about what he’s been up to. In short: photography and philanthropy. He even took a photo of the Queen. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse in the Army with Hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2008 07:38:39 March 3, 2008 07:38:39

Horrible the way it was exposed like that, non? Hot Harry on a Horse was serving in peace, then his secret was blown outta the water, forcing him to come home early, apart from his regiment. Now that he’s home safely though, new photos have been released from Hot Harry’s tour of duty. Looks like while in the desert though, he replaced alcohol with carbohydrates. Full Story

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Hot Harry back on the Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 12, 2007 05:32:58 November 12, 2007 05:32:58

Mixed feelings today. On the one hand – Hot Harry on a Horse is back on his horse. Single again after 3 and a half years. On the other, will miss Chelsy as she slips back into obscurity, a girl whose resume will always be marked by an asterisk: *dated Prince Harry Biggest story in Britain – the two have split after a tumultuous couple of months that began ominously when Harry left Chelsy waiting at the airport upon arriving in England after relocating to be near him. Full Story

NOT Hot Harry on a Horse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2007 14:15:59 October 30, 2007 14:15:59

There was a report that surfaced a few days ago – some scandal involving a sex tape, a royal, and a blackmail scheme. Most immediately suspected Hot Harry on a Horse. Just because he’s a dirty, dirty boy. The giveaway however is that the sex act caught on video was male on male blow. And we all know that Harry – much to the chagrin of gays everywhere – is straight up straight. Full Story

The Perfect Royal Bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 00:00:00 October 23, 2007 00:00:00

Sure…he’s thicker than his best. His wrists and hands especially. But still…still with the bloat, still Harry is the finest piece of royal ass, like, ever. Check him out deplaning in London the other day. Look how he carries his body, looks how he wears his pants, how he holds his shoulders… So why is Harry off the Freebie Five? Because even the fantasy is impossible. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse Needs a Haircut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Hot Harry on a Horse at a rugby match the other day. Definitely a little too much summer beer indulgence, but a quick colonic will take care of that. More of an issue for me is the hair. The hair is too long. Too long and as a result too puffy. Bad hair is a quiveration killer. Can you imagine Chelsea straddling him and cutting it herself? I can. Full Story

Royal Curbside

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 6, 2007 05:04:25 September 6, 2007 05:04:25

At the beginning of our relationship, my husband and I were all about the romantic airport pick-up. Nowadays it’s the curbside pick up – parking isn’t necessary. So how cute is this? My Chelsy arrived in London yesterday expecting to be collected from the airport by her Prince. Hot Harry on a Horse however apparently slept in. Full Story

The Smart Move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2007 00:00:00 August 15, 2007 00:00:00

Hot Harry is hot on a horse. And if he’s anything like Henry the VIII, he’s also a randy motherf&cker. Which is why his royal wand and wild red streak is constantly getting him into trouble. Through it all, however, my Chelsy has been a stalwart companion. Chelsy, as we know, is bred for this life bred for this life Full Story

Chelsy Forgives

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 30, 2007 12:00:00 July 30, 2007 12:00:00

As you can see, whatever did or didn’t happen at Cowboys in Calgary – clearly Chelsy is over it. Because while those skanks can claim to have f&cked the Prince, Chelsy knows she’s the one dating the Prince. And girls like Chelsea were bred to know the difference Full Story