How to be the same

August 10, 2009 07:43:00 Posted at August 10, 2009 07:43:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was an article published recently about the new Hollywood Leading Man – click here to read - claiming they’re all looking “eerily similar”, super generic, and it’s hard to tell one from the other, leaving the writer to posit that there’s an alarming shortage of real men among celebrities because they’ve all been replaced by floppy haired boys. Agree or disagree?

Here are Chace Crawford, Zac Efron, and Robert Pattinson at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Olivia Lichtenstein has a point, non?

Easy Twi-Hards…

I hear you.

“Rob” is the best of the lot. He’s the most handsome among the three. Very pretty. And it’s wonderful that he’s managed now to keep his mouth closed on a carpet half the time.

But still…

While he may be the superior model, it’s still the same prototype. Same hair, one day stubble, small jackets and skinny jeans, perfect unblemished skin, dainty hands, long fingers, soft lips, and a hint of androgyny…

This is the modern Leading Man.

Ugh. Wish Chace would stop trying to work the facial hair. He is the new “Gary” from Team America.

And why does LipGloss Zac Efron always look like his face has just been misted? So moist, so humid. Like a Hawaiian cruise. Isn’t there a powder brush that can fix that sh-t?


Photos from Wenn.com and AXELLE/Bauergriffinonline.com

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