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Lindsay Lohan: fellating on film

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00

I"m sure you"ve seen these already but since I"m a day behind, you"ll bear the reruns, won"t you? Besides, what"s to complain about? Lindsay Lohan has her shoved in someone"s privates. Granted, it"s in the name of artistic sacrifice but still… are you a smuthound or are you a f&cking smuthound? So here she is, performing the unspeakable during a scene for Georgia Rule, in which she plays a troubled young girl who gets shipped off to grandma"s house where she presumably finds a new young man to blow at the lake. Full Story

Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 11, 2006 12:00:00 June 11, 2006 12:00:00

You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is that it is just so resilient. It sweeps in, causes a sh*tload of damage, and just before scientists can narrow it down, it disappears again, back into the rainforest where it waits and lurks, gaining strength for the next epidemic. Full Story

Heike Makatsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 20, 2006 12:00:00 May 20, 2006 12:00:00

Do you recognise this woman? Look at her face. I’ll give you a second. … … As long time readers of this column already know, one of my all time favourite movies is Love Actually. From November to the end of December, I watch it at least once a week. Every scene, every song, every word is perfection. Full Story

Nick Lachey"s perfect move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

Memo to Tom. Son, you NEED to hire Nick"s publicist. Because never was a PR strategy so brilliantly conceived. So while my sources still maintain that Nick was the one who wanted out of the marriage for obvious reasons (his ex wife is a giant hole), reinventing himself as the man who adored his bride, who continues to adore her still, is absolute grade A spin at its finest. Full Story

Sienna Miller: total skank nation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2006 12:00:00 April 11, 2006 12:00:00

The other day I met a guy who told me Sienna Miller was his current Hollywood ideal. I told him he needed help. Granted - she"s not bad looking when her hair is clean and she"s not foaming at the mouth and sleeping with anyone who"ll take her and - oh yeah - stoned out of her f*ckin" tree. The problem is - she"s never clean and she"s always foaming at the mouth and sleeping with anyone who will take her and - oh yeah - stoned out of her f&ckin" tree. Full Story

Sharon Stone: old broads shouldn"t do pigtails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 22, 2006 12:00:00 March 22, 2006 12:00:00

Granted, this bitch is postal but I"d be willing to give up ciggies forever if it meant looking like this at 48 (from Saving Face). Surgery or not - and it"s not likely not - Sharon Stone looks fantastic in Berlin . However, I do draw the line at the pigtails. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon - the backlash begins?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 14, 2006 12:00:00 March 14, 2006 12:00:00

They build you up, they tear you down. It is a common post-Oscar affliction and if it is indeed happening to Reese, she wouldn"t be the first. Nicole, Gwyneth, Julia, Halle - all suffered from Best Actress backlash after their wins. Perhaps it"s the way of the Academy. Or perhaps it"s just our natural predisposition to not wanting anyone to get too bright for their highlights. Full Story

Eric Bana: big head, small lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2006 12:00:00 March 6, 2006 12:00:00

I hear from at least 10 of you on a daily basis lobbying for Eric Bana"s entry on the Freebie 5. Granted, I have not seen Munich. But I HAVE seen Troy. And he certainly is a molten hunk of loin quivering hotness…WHEN HE"s in CHARACTER. From a purely physical perspective, I"m not feeling the head to mouth ratio. Full Story

Team Richie strikes back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2006 12:00:00 February 21, 2006 12:00:00

The claws are coming out and this time, a member of Team Richie is stepping up and calling Paris out.   But first - let’s get one thing straight. Paris Hilton gives great head.  She is also reportedly a really great f&ck. But unlike the legions of porn star/non heiress whores before her, she has managed to parlay these Goddess given talents into a headline making career. Full Story

From Sophie in Malaysia:Fat Lainey is not Asian

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 9, 2006 12:00:00 January 9, 2006 12:00:00

Dear Lainey, Why are you way too focused on getting a growing anti-Jen Aniston sentiment? Who the hell is Ted Casablanca any way, the Pope? Why would you want someone to trash the "poor ex Mrs. Pitt?" I mean, there should be a reason, no? And why are you mean to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Ok, Brad cheated but that is an old story and everybody has moved on big time! If you are jealous of Ms. Full Story