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Paris Hilton: Hollywood Ebola

June 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You ever read that book The Hot Zone? I think I was 21, I finished it in one sitting and was too scared to leave my house. Bleeding through all 7 of your orifices within 48 hours??? Can you think of anything more frightening??? And the thing about ebola is that it is just so resilient. It sweeps in, causes a sh*tload of damage, and just before scientists can narrow it down, it disappears again, back into the rainforest where it waits and lurks, gaining strength for the next epidemic. Full Story

Heike Makatsch

May 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Do you recognise this woman? Look at her face. I’ll give you a second. … … As long time readers of this column already know, one of my all time favourite movies is Love Actually. From November to the end of December, I watch it at least once a week. Every scene, every song, every word is perfection. Full Story

Nick Lachey"s perfect move

April 20, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 20, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Memo to Tom. Son, you NEED to hire Nick"s publicist. Because never was a PR strategy so brilliantly conceived. So while my sources still maintain that Nick was the one who wanted out of the marriage for obvious reasons (his ex wife is a giant hole), reinventing himself as the man who adored his bride, who continues to adore her still, is absolute grade A spin at its finest. Full Story

Sienna Miller: total skank nation

April 11, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The other day I met a guy who told me Sienna Miller was his current Hollywood ideal. I told him he needed help. Granted - she"s not bad looking when her hair is clean and she"s not foaming at the mouth and sleeping with anyone who"ll take her and - oh yeah - stoned out of her f*ckin" tree. The problem is - she"s never clean and she"s always foaming at the mouth and sleeping with anyone who will take her and - oh yeah - stoned out of her f&ckin" tree. Full Story

Sharon Stone: old broads shouldn"t do pigtails

March 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 22, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granted, this bitch is postal but I"d be willing to give up ciggies forever if it meant looking like this at 48 (from Saving Face). Surgery or not - and it"s not likely not - Sharon Stone looks fantastic in Berlin . However, I do draw the line at the pigtails. Full Story

Reese Witherspoon - the backlash begins?

March 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They build you up, they tear you down. It is a common post-Oscar affliction and if it is indeed happening to Reese, she wouldn"t be the first. Nicole, Gwyneth, Julia, Halle - all suffered from Best Actress backlash after their wins. Perhaps it"s the way of the Academy. Or perhaps it"s just our natural predisposition to not wanting anyone to get too bright for their highlights. Full Story

Eric Bana: big head, small lips

March 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at March 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hear from at least 10 of you on a daily basis lobbying for Eric Bana"s entry on the Freebie 5. Granted, I have not seen Munich. But I HAVE seen Troy. And he certainly is a molten hunk of loin quivering hotness…WHEN HE"s in CHARACTER. From a purely physical perspective, I"m not feeling the head to mouth ratio. Full Story

Team Richie strikes back

February 21, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at February 21, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The claws are coming out and this time, a member of Team Richie is stepping up and calling Paris out.   But first - let’s get one thing straight. Paris Hilton gives great head.  She is also reportedly a really great f&ck. But unlike the legions of porn star/non heiress whores before her, she has managed to parlay these Goddess given talents into a headline making career. Full Story

From Sophie in Malaysia:Fat Lainey is not Asian

January 9, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at January 9, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Lainey, Why are you way too focused on getting a growing anti-Jen Aniston sentiment? Who the hell is Ted Casablanca any way, the Pope? Why would you want someone to trash the "poor ex Mrs. Pitt?" I mean, there should be a reason, no? And why are you mean to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Ok, Brad cheated but that is an old story and everybody has moved on big time! If you are jealous of Ms. Full Story