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Step aside for Adele

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2015 12:12:20 October 19, 2015 12:12:20

Justin Bieber and One Direction are both releasing new albums on the same day next month, November 13th. So they were supposed to dominate music in November. Supposed to. And then last night, Adele made them totally irrelevant. During The X Factor broadcast in the UK last night, this happened: Adele's new song 😍 pic.twitter.com/zyy0G1oM49 Full Story

Did the Internet ruin Tom Cruise?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 27, 2014 19:55:21 May 27, 2014 19:55:21
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Tom Cruise was in Rome today to promote Edge Of Tomorrow. He’s doing some kind of whirlwind press tour later this week. London, Paris, New York all in one day. Suzanne sent me an article this morning this morning in support of Cruise, his career, his film choices, and his impact on the industry. Full Story

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Worried Will

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 3, 2012 22:12:56 December 3, 2012 22:12:56
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Is it weird that in the Palace’s statement confirming Princess Catherine’s pregnancy today, they named the hospital where she’s staying? As you can imagine, the paps are camping out there and likely won’t move until she’s discharged. Kate was apparently at her parent’s this weekend when her condition worsened. Full Story

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Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher: Mission Impossible?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2012 15:46:44 July 4, 2012 15:46:44

The Jack Reacher trailer has been released. And what timing too. More on this in a minute... But what’s with the music? Just me or does it sound like Mission: Impossible? So Tom Cruise is supposed to be a badass. Righteous. Able to take on several thugs all by himself. And f-ck a broad on the side. Full Story

Shelfy is on Twitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2012 14:35:27 May 9, 2012 14:35:27
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Jessica Biel is engaged. She will marry Justin Timberlake this summer. And now she’s joined Twitter. Shelfy made it official on Monday night, while she was getting ready for the Met Gala, posting a photo of herself on WhoSay (more on this is in a minute) with the caption:I can't zip up my dress. Welcome to my world! #MetBall WhoSayPhotoEmbed. Full Story

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From rom-com to action

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2012 21:58:35 March 9, 2012 21:58:35
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Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy went out for a walk today in London. Cute, right? I like her ring more than Jessica Biel’s. Kate is expected to start shooting her next film, Everly, in May. She plays a woman hunted down by a gangster who happens to be her former lover. He sends all his top guns to kill her. Full Story

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Denzel & Ryan in New York, no Blake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2012 16:43:20 February 8, 2012 16:43:20
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Denzel Washington, joined by wife Pauletta, and Ryan Reynolds were in New York last night for the premiere of Safe House which opens on Friday. No sign of Blake Lively. Like, not even a “caught entering through a side door” situation. How’s this? Somehow Blake and Ryan were found kissing in a small town in Utah. Full Story

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Stop this gross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2012 21:04:31 January 20, 2012 21:04:31
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Two things are grossing me out. Two women are slumming. JLo’s oversize basecap worn to the side lover Casper Smart tweeted the other day seemingly in the face of criticism from bitches like me about the fact that she’s romancing below her station:Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant. Full Story

The Vow is coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 18, 2012 17:07:42 January 18, 2012 17:07:42
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Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum were both in London today to promote The Vow, opening February 10. She looks delicious, right? Love the nude and black heels, how they look against her bare leg. And that dress. And the coat. And, of course, her face. Such a bright, sweet face. Rachel McAdams is irresistible. Full Story

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