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A musician who loves his smack. How original. It would help though if he actually had some talent. But in the singsong department, I"m sorry to report that he doesn"t, despite the liberal application of black eyeliner. If only he kept better company, maybe then he wouldn"t be jonesing his ass into back alley clubs in New York looking for a hit. The good news is he packs his own syringe. The bad news is he can"t even wait 20 minutes to shoot up in private. Thank Goddess the pappies weren"t lurking…at least not yet. His little habit is leaking everywhere. And sooner or later, they"ll catch him if he"s not careful.

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