Dear Gossips,
Now that talk of a Brange breakup has temporarily abated, it’s time for Jennifer Aniston to dial it up hard. Gerry wasn’t in the picture for a couple of weeks there when the world thought that Brad might run back to his ex-wife. Gerry is firmly back in the picture now that Brad and Angelina are keeping Pitt Porn alive. For now.
So as we approach the March 19th release date of The Bounty Hunter and the requisite promotional push that will precede it, Gerry will no doubt be reported ring shopping, Jen will decorate the baby’s room, she’ll be photographed at the ob-gyn, and there may even be a meeting of the parents, all in service of course of selling a rom-com and the larger goal of saving Jen’s ambitions. Full Intro
Here we go. Aniston pulls the nipple out for The Bounty Hunter (The Superficial)
Oh Madonna. They need to work so hard to make you look fake (Dlisted)
The amazing story of an Oscar nominee and her mommy (Popeater)
Hilary Duff gets a Barbie fringe (Hollywood Tuna)
Daniel Craig for Haiti (Just Jared)
Angie goes to Haiti after the Super Bowl (Pop Sugar)
Amanda Seyfried’s legs. OMG. (Popoholic)
From year to year I can’t tell these girls apart (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Lady Gaga Cash Money (Towleroad)
On anyone else, I’d agree with the girls. On Emily Blunt, I give it a YES (Go Fug Yourself)
Dear Gossips,
Thank you for all your messages of support and encouragement, for sharing your own family stories, for relating to the Canadian experience from wherever you are around the world, for your tweets, and for your heart-warming words in response to my post on Friday about carrying the Olympic Torch.
I ran through Whistler Village, surrounded by thousands of people, number 179 out of 182, in the final group of the day. I received the flame from former Olympic skier John Smart, I passed the flame to current Olympian and Whistler resident Julia Murray. Julia is a freestyle skier, is currently ranked 4th in the World Cup ski cross standings, and just had her knee scoped last Tuesday after suffering an injury a little over a week before. And she STILL expects to compete in her event on February 23rd. What else is there to say? She is true.
Me, I ran as a representative of the two people for whom it meant the most. Full Intro
Last night they loved it up at the Super Bowl, now they’re getting litigious. The Brange has called in the cavalry, their lawyers have been instructed to take some ass. Let’s review. Three weeks ago the earth stopped turning because word leaked that the Brange was done. Mainstream agencies including major network newscasts reported the story as fact, even though the source of the split was News of The World, a shady UK tabloid notorious for sketchy claims. Full Story
Please. Oprah has no chance against Betty White (Dlisted)
Blake Lively in a bikini. WithOUT photoshop (The Superficial)
People tolerating people for money! (Popeater)
Anne Hathaway > Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)
Little Sci at the big show (Just Jared)
Pip can’t receive an honour without Britney (Pop Sugar)
Blue aliens > Love (ASL)
Kiki looks busted. Again. (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Trying to imagine Robert Pattinson’s animal sex. Can’t. (INO)
Donatella says she’s unnatural. But that doesn’t make her face any easier to look at (Cele|bitchy)
Gwyneth Paltrow is in Nashville, production is now underway on Love Don’t Let Me Down. When she’s not shooting, G has been popping into the local posh spots including an evening out at Patterson House the other night. She was joined by 3 girls. And while she was there, I’m told from multiple sources that the entire place, the security, the door, the bar, everyone was on high alert. Full Story
CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, the GMD and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for a photo. So now everyone is saying Manslinger’s discard is hooking up with Cammie D. Full Story
