Friday, July 03, 2009
Dear Gossips,
While Laura was loving Harry yesterday (more on that later) I was worshipping the Grand Master at a media screening of Valentino: the Last Emperor. So. F-cking. Good. Valentino opens in Canada on July 10th and you MUST see. For the drama, and the theatrics, his tantrums, his brilliant facial expressions, the work of an artist, the gowns (oh my god the gowns!), and also for the love story – a 50 year love story between Mr Valentino and his constant companion Giancarlo Giammetti. Forget the brainless drivel from Transformers. After you support Johnny Depp at Public Enemies, go spend 2 hours with Valentino. I promise, you will love.
And heads up to those who were at S.M.U.T.:
Did you pose for FASHION Magazine? A few of you have written to ask about your covers. All photos and covers can be accessed on the FASHION website – click here. You are ALL gorgeous. And NONE of you had Twilight tattoos.
WTF?
Thanks to those who’ve sent me this link and for those who initially did not believe the crazyassness of the Twilight Nation, now you can see it, um, in the flesh. Do you want one for yourself? If you say no, you must be Chinese.
I posted late in the day yesterday including some Brad Pitt hotness and more child pimping from the Jonas and Cyrus families. Scroll down for more.
Have a great weekend and Happy 4th to our friends in America!
Yours,
Lainey
If you needed one to convince you to see Public Enemies this weekend. Support the Movie Star. Public Enemies premiered in London earlier this week…and while in town, Johnny Depp dropped in by surprise in full Captain Jack Sparrow costume to visit the sick kids at Great Ormond Street Hospital where his daughter Lily-Rose was treated a couple of years ago. Full Story
What Sam gave Lilo for her bday. Heh.(Dlisted)
This means nothing. You can’t just flick away a Shelfy like a fly (The Superficial)
The GMD spends his birthday watching sweaty men hustle on a pitch (Just Jared)
The Alba Demon: blonde and double diaper bag duty (Hollywood Tuna)
Reese’s bitchface temporarily cured by shopping (Pop Sugar)
Ryan Phillippe in his uniform (INO)
Ed Hardy model client (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
A little flair is good, non? I think he looks good…(Kickette)
True Blood fan? This is your chance to talk to Eric! (True-Blood.net)
Kellan Lutz says he’s just like Emmett. Pretty…period (ASL)
Canada Day was July 1st but we’ll still be celebrating this weekend. And what better way to kick it off? Here’s our legend, the icon, the poet, the best, in Berlin on Thursday arriving in advance of an evening show. He’s been touring all year (sigh, he needs the money, and still donated $200K to the Australian fire relief), will turn 75 in the fall, and will celebrate his birthday with a show in Barcelona. Full Story
These are happy days for Jude Law. He’s receiving rave reviews for his Hamlet – just announced: the production will be staged on Broadway this fall – and he just finished work on a big budget movie that’s hoping to dominate the holiday box office, and the squiggle on his head doesn’t seem to be thinning anymore, and… Does he have a new piece? Last night after his performance, Jude took a lady out for dinner. Full Story
My friend and producer Laura went to the media screening for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince yesterday in Toronto and many of you wrote in the afternoon wondering about her reaction. The verdict: it’s good. It’s very, very good. I don’t mind spoilers so she gave me most of the details but I won’t ruin it for you here. Full Story
The latest GOOP newsletter doesn’t suck. This is because there are no recipes. Or book recommendations on parenting for judgy moms to use to critique the other ladies at playgroup. Nope. This week’s GOOP is about green. Love the Stella McCartney organic collection (but her site needs bigger font), LOVE the Muji socks, definitely want a Solio Solar charger since I have ten thousand phones and blackberries and iPods, and then there’s Cameron Diaz. Full Story
Paris premiere of Public Enemies yesterday. Christian Bale does not seem to be accompanying Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard on the European leg of promotion. They must not think they need him. Have you seen it yet? Most of you who have seen it have written to say that you love it. Good! It’s a movie featuring real actors and real acting. Full Story
It’s Katie Holmes, in Melbourne, beginning work on Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. In leggings, glasses, and a toque if you squint you can see Josh Hartnett. Interestingly enough, she was seeing Josh Hartnett just before the GMD captured her. And there are still a few of you who are convinced that Little Sci is actually a Hartnett. Full Story
To Meghan – wishing you the best stagette weekend ever! With love from Robin and Pam Happy 26th to Christina Q in San Diego! Love, Mom. Mom, by the way, is a Cherokee grandma in Katy, TX who can’t get enough gossip. Smutty hugs to you both! Enjoy your holiday weekend! And for Brandy – congratulations on your makeover and your television debut on ET Canada last night and tonight with Cheryl Hickey! But even more… congratulations on beating that bitch breast cancer! Read about Brandy’s experience on her feisty blog here... Full Story
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Dear Gossips,
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince advance screenings have been taking place the last few days and early word is that…
It’s f-cking amazing.
Laura, bitch, is seeing it this morning. Gah! I rarely wish I still lived in Toronto. But today I do. Today I’d be with her and we’d be holding each other at the very end, sobbing. Will let you know her thoughts later.
No Harry for me but Valentino will do as a consolation. Am screening the Last Emperor, spending a couple of hours this morning with the Orange one. Can’t wait!
Yesterday afternoon I walked off the golf course to find out that the oldest Vagina Virgin Kevin Jonas is engaged. What if he doesn’t like Vagina Sex? 21 is so young. What’s the rush?
It’s Thursday. Holiday over. Full blog schedule all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
Brad Pitt was riding around today in LA on his bike today. Then it broke down. “Thanks God” the paps were around. He ended up hitching a ride off one of them and they drove off. Damn he is hot right now. It’s the whole package, non? His hair looks great. His skin looks great. His pants – please please please note the pants. Full Story
Need something to get those disgusting Cyrus/Jonas images out of your mind? How about a comeback? Whitney’s comeback! Her new single has just hit the internets – a very personal ballad called I Didn’t Know My Own Strength, clearly intended to be a goose bumpy tearjerker. There’s a raspy quality about her voice now. Full Story
They’re manufacturing it already. Something to make you sick courtesy of Disney, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Family, and the people who spawned JailBait. Prepare yourselves… It’s your favourite – Noah Cyrus (you last saw her prancing around in a bathing suit click here... Full Story
That’s what they’re hissing at her… At Emilie de Ravin, as she shoots with Robert Pattinson in New York today on the set of Remember Me, looking up at him beguilingly, so pretty, they are shouting it from every corner of the world: Don’t you f-cking look at him like that you bitch! Or I will cut you! Can you hear the Twi-Hards crying? There may actually be someone they hate more than me. Full Story
Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like they practise it at home. Full Story
Megan Fox mouthslapped (Dlisted)
Alba is such a bitch. But she’s also so pretty (Hollywood Tuna)
Lourdes has the cutest clothes (Just Jared)
Porny’s nipples like stripes (The Superficial)
Useless body in a bikini by the bbq (Pop Sugar)
Wannabe Jennifer Lopez (Popoholic)
What a Showgirl ass looks like now (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Shakira She-Wolf the album cover! (INO)
Vagina Virgins exploiting JailBait (Cele|bitchy)
What Megan Fox would have said to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron (The Blemish)
Rufus Scrimgeour is to be played by Bill Nighy! The Independent reports that Nighy told them: "I don't think I'm allowed to say it but I'm going to be in the next Harry Potter film." Squee! Bill once said that that he was the only British actor not in Harry Potter. Problem now solved. Full Story
2nd installment in the K-Y Intense hot couple-off. Click here to see the results of the Depps vs the Pitts and submit your vote for this week. This week – Leo Edition! They call him a modeliser. Leonardo DiCaprio dates them exclusively. Full Story
When I see models in magazines sometimes I think they can’t be real. Like anyone who looks so perfect must have been created by a computer. And this is comforting. How can my ass compete with a computer? Can’t. Impossible. Acceptance. Peace. Then Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry walk through the airport with their Celebrity Baby Theory... Full Story
