Dear Gossips,
In the excitement of Oscar weekend, I’ve forgotten to big up Johnny Depp and Tim Burton for their massive Alice in Wonderland opening - $116 million to start, now almost $140, the 6th biggest in history, the best ever in March, and not showing signs of slowing down. Needless to say, Disney LOVES working with Depp. Now the star of two extremely lucrative franchises for the studio, a proven box office performer, it probably surprises him more than it does anyone else. And still he doesn’t get papped every day and his private life is still private. If Johnny Depp can do it, why can’t they?
Have not seen Alice. And probably won’t this weekend. Full Intro
Dear Gossips,
Congrats to Jane R, Robin A, Sally J, Michelle T, and Jill C for winning the 5 Factor book draw and to Vanessa C for winning the 2-week Licious Living meal delivery. Also to Kirstin M and Michele L for winning the H&M Sonia Rykiel gift certificates. Stay tuned for word on the Red Carpet Contest winner. If you think you scored high (and early) on your Oscar ballot, look for an email soon.
A lot to get to today. Style GOOPy and some embarrassment too, my Porny on Letterman, Kristen Stewart on Leno, there’s a skank skulking behind Alexander Skarsgard, and more.
It’s Thursday – new articles all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. thanks for all your messages re: this. It was a great pleasure meeting Ted Casablanca. Full Intro
Damn. You’d think French people would be cooler about this sh-t (Dlisted)
Another reason fame sucks: getting drunk on camera (The Superficial)
It’s an epidemic in Hollywood. And still these parents keep sending their kids there (Popeater)
Ashley Greene buys flowers. Is not naked. (Hollywood Tuna)
Gossip Girl spoilers! (Just Jared)
Hearing Gisele Bundchen talk just gave me some lady wood. And then there’s her husband. Major distraction (Pop Sugar)
What Joshua Jackson goes home to. Hotness. (Popoholic)
Cammie D on set in a little black dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Lindsay Lohan’s lawyers: famewhores too? (Gawker)
LOVE Carey Mulligan in yellow. Not so much as a hostess at a Chinese restaurant (Go Fug Yourself)
Happy Birthday Jodi with love from Nancy who requested for you some True Blood Eric. It’s coming. A LOT of new photos are coming. Try to ignore the scraggly bitch chasing after him. And for Katy in Oklahoma City – good luck in surgery, and wishing you a quick recovery the rest of the month. Full Story
Dear Gossips,
Am home now. Getting caught up on PVR. Finally watched Zach Galifianakis kill it on Saturday Night Live. Poor Jude Law has to follow that this weekend. As for Jennifer Lopez’s reportedly disastrous showing – still haven’t been able to get to that yet. It’s like... I’m afraid of it. I am afraid of the fontrum.
It’s Wednesday and Jennifer Aniston is trying to get sexy with Spittle. Also Sean Penn being a dick and my favourite photo of the day courtesy of Bo P who sent this link from The Onion. It’s KFed Jr’s most recent magazine cover. And the most brilliant headline ever. Some levity to balance out today’s child star tragedy. I grew up in the same neighbourhood as Corey Haim. Before his career totally exploded, he used to hang out at the corner plaza and we’d see him, so cool, so cute, and so normal. Full Intro
