Intro for August 9, 2013
What are you doing on Sunday? Here’s what I’ll be doing on Sunday at 8pm: not unpacking boxes. Because, confession, I will be watching the Teen Choice Awards, if only for the first 5 minutes. The reason:
What’s the problem?
I know I’m not alone in this in the over 30 category. Don’t make me out you. Selena Gomez will be there too. Please join me in Gossip Genie-ing that situation. Which is a lot more fun than the situation going down at the Church of Scientology. Shelly Miscavige apparently isn’t missing anymore. Sort of. We’ll get to that soon. But my point is – wouldn’t you rather more young Hollywood drama and less mysterious disappearances and even more mysterious alleged reappearances behind sinister closed doors and alien levitation? What kind of dark magic does Xenu practise?
I’ve had a tingling that’s been building lately. It’s been a while since we’ve had a Friday gossip dump. You know, when a celebrity waits until Friday afternoon to make an announcement, after many outlets have wrapped for the week. And summertime is ideal because everyone wants to get a jump on their weekends. Maybe not this weekend, but this month? Just a feeling.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,