Intro for February 20, 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2014 14:11:01 February 20, 2014 14:11:01

Dear Gossips,

Kaillie Humphries and Heather Moyse, the first female bobsledders to win back-to-back gold medals at the Olympics. Well that deserves a spotlight, non?

I like the way Russia’s Adelina Sotnikova slammed the boards “let’s go!” before she skated. Like, f-ck you, world, and my own country a little maybe too, for ignoring me for the 15 year old.

So I was a genius yesterday. I sat on my bag. It had my laptop in it. It was more like a plop. You know how you throw yourself into a chair ass first? F-cked up my tailbone. Standing is fine. Lying down is fine. Sitting is the hell. They had to shoot me from greenroom, lying down on the couch, on The Social.

Sorry about the truncated afternoon. Am slowly making my way around today. Should be normal blog schedule.

Yours in gossip,


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