Intro for January 30, 2015
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The Super Bowl is on Sunday. It’s a football game. Katy Perry thought you might be confused about that so this is what she wore at the press conference yesterday. Also, when does Katy Perry turn down an opportunity to use breast imagery? Cupcakes, pigskin, whatever works.
Katy said yesterday that in addition to Lenny Kravitz, there will be another guest performer on stage with her. It’s a woman. And Katy called it a “throwback” and “a bit of old school” for a “female fun night”. Oh. So not Taylor Swift?
The Associated Press is reporting that it’s Missy Elliott. Why can’t Missy do the entire set?
Also, there will be animals.
Because she loves them. And, because, well, Katy Perry, as we’ve seen time and again, can’t dance. Distractions are necessary.
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,