Intro for July 1, 2014

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2014 13:52:39 July 1, 2014 13:52:39

Dear Gossips,

Happy Canada Day!

And guess who’s back, just in time? Of course he had to return but only after Pride, because he’s all-inclusive like that. Now? Rob Ford is ostensibly apologetic and attributing his past mistakes on addiction to drugs, alcohol, and “uncontrollable cravings”. After two months in rehab, where he apparently had in-and-out privileges, he’s lost some weight and rededicating himself to his job as mayor of Toronto.

That’s our gift to you, world.

Along with Justin Bieber.

Once again it’ll be a lighter day on the blog. Full posting schedule resumes tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey


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