Intro for July 11, 2013
Pop quiz, hotshot. Not to mix movie quotes but what’s this from?
"Look at it, Johnny. Look at it! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, man. Just let me go out there, let me get one wave before you take me. One wave. I mean where am I gonna go, man?"
Bodhi disappeared into the surf and never came back.
Well… not exactly. Hollywood is bringing him back. They’re remaking Point Break. I don’t know why. It’s perfectly fine as it is. Except now they’re adapting it for the X Games generation. Taylor Lautner is the new Keanu Reeves? And Liam Hemsworth channels Patrick Swayze? If Val Kilmer plays the Gary Busey part… OK that just made me laugh. Maybe there’s hope after all.
Yours in gossip,