Intro for June 11, 2015

June 11, 2015 13:56:06 Posted at June 11, 2015 13:56:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dear Gossips,

Yesterday I posted new photos of Leonardo DiCaprio kissing his new model bonafide Kelly Rohrbach. They’re on a bike. You’ve seen it before. And even is taking shots at him now. Read that article. Read how they describe his “dad bod”. And point out how with Leo, it’s always a pattern: blonde, bike, rinse, repeat. As Tina and Amy said, “Like a supermodel’s vagina, please give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio”.

Does it get embarrassing for him? Or does he wear it with honour? I think he wears it with honour. I think Leonardo DiCaprio is more Entourage than Entourage. That the only difference between him and Vincent Chase is that he can actually act. And if you’re a fan of his you might say – that’s a MAJOR difference and it makes all the difference. Is it? Does it? When was Entourage ever about acting? Entourage was always about everything BUT acting. Which kind of adds up to nothing.

Yours in gossip,


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