Intro for May 1, 2013
Do you know what happened yesterday? It was the only thing worth knowing.
Mimi and Nick Cannon have a wedding every year. But this year, it was FIVE years. So...
They went to Disneyland.
You understand what that means, right? Mimi + Wedding... at DISNEYLAND. I’m just saying it can’t possibly be a sh-tty day. Here’s a photo she posted for Nick on Instagram to celebrate the occasion. Umm...when was this taken? Did you know that Mimi has a personal lighting technician who follows her around for the purpose of lighting any space she occupies? Is there a photoshopper on call 24 hours too?
More on Mimi’s 5th wedding later. For now...enjoy this:
Yours in gossip,
PS. Am I really a f-cking bitch for not giving up my aisle seat in exchange for your middle seat just so you can sit with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend? This keeps happening to me on flights. And when I say no, it’s like I’ve killed love, forever.