Dear Gossips,

You know what song’s been playing in my head for 12 hours?

It’s just a little crush
Not like I faint every time we touch

I blame Duana. She sent me a note last night after 9pm:

“Vulture is dissecting Fame in 1998. It’s your porn. Go there now.”

And I didn’t leave.

Remember Cameron Diaz and Matt Dillon? Remember when people went full Twi-Hard over Dawson Leery? Gwyneth was with Ben Affleck. Brad and Jennifer Aniston had just become a thing. Who can resist Gossip Nostalgia?

Click here to get started. But I’m warning you – only if you have the time. Because that sh-t is a black hole.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey 

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