Intro for Sep 15, 2011
Dear Gossips,
The Hollywood Hacker is f-cking up everyone’s sh-t. First Scarlett Johansson’s nude cellphone shots. And now ... Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis. More on this later but I’m wondering...what kind of dirty do people keep on their phones? I just scrolled through the photos I have on my phones. They’re all of my dogs. Or the golf course.
Why do people keep tit and dick shots of themselves sitting around for quick reference? Is that what you show people when you’re up in the club on a Friday night? I feel old. And feeling old means caring about things that a new generation doesn’t seem to care about. I don’t actually think they care. If they cared, they wouldn’t be keeping it readily accessible.
You know what does get deleted? They delete the UNFLATTERING shots. They keep the flattering shots because those are the ones they want to show people. So while Scarlett’s all threatening to sue and getting the FBI involved, I’m not actually sure she’s THAT mad. Or if any of them are THAT mad.
It’s not like we’re looking at cellulite and muffin tops.
Counting down to the Emmys now. Did you know Katie Holmes is apparently going to the Emmys? Am I building this up too much? Will it end up being just another sh-tty awards show?
Yours in gossip,
Lainey