There was some pink at the Oscars…and all of it was sh-t, but the worst of the sh-t was Jada Pinkett Smith. It’s Versace. I feel like we’ve seen it before. Or maybe it’s because it looks like what Sofia Vergara wears over and over and over again. I hate it. I hate the colour, I hate the material, and I especially hate the way the sweep over the shoulder goes all the way down her back. Full Story

Well, there might be one. But it probably won’t be the Smiths. Here are Will and Jada at LAX yesterday leaving for Dubai, all smiles. There have been rumours for months that these two are done, that Jada’s been unhappy and singing songs about leaving him, and that a split is imminent. Maybe…eventually? But not in 2013. Full Story

With who? Supposedly with Margot Robbie. She’s the actress in The Wolf Of Wall Street who, for a while, was rumoured to be dating Leonardo DiCaprio which turned out to be bullsh-t because, well, Leo is strictly models. According to STAR Magazine – so immediately you know it’s not true – Will and Margot are hooking up. Full Story

Oh look. It’s Duana’s new obsession, the Smith Family. Click here to read her post yesterday on Will and Jaden Smith’s interview with Vulture. It’s all about “patterns”, see? On the red carpet, the parents wear bright colours while the children stick to black and white. Full Story

Jada Pinkett Smith was interviewed by the Huffington Post and the reporter straight up asked her about the open marriage rumour. Her answer.... Well... I don’t hear an emphatic No. Do you hear an emphatic No? Watch below, it’s only a minute and a half, and tell me if you hear an emphatic No. Full Story

Two of the Church of Scientology’s major figureheads have taken a public relations beating recently. John Travolta, as we know, has been an on and off disappointment to Xenu for a long time. The Thetan spirit however must be quite shaken over Tom Cruise’s current troubles.  His wife has gone rogue, and his association with the Church is widely considered to be his greatest flaw. Full Story

Will Smith and the Men In Black 3 team were in Asia earlier this week to promote the movie. Does he seem really, really animated to you? I mean he’s always super-animated but I feel like this time there’s some extra to his natural all day party. And no, that’s not a reference to anything smutty. I do actually believe Will gets high on Fans! and Fun! He’s reminding me a lot lately of Tom Cruise. Full Story

Will Smith hosted the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. He was slimed with Justin Bieber. Then backstage, check him out with the Beckham kids... and is that Posh? Not wanting to show her face on camera? Will was at the event with his children, Willow and Jaden, and wife Jada. So it was a united family front at a family event. Full Story

Jada Pinkett-Smith looked really great walking around New York yesterday. I’m mostly referring to her clothes because I want my pants to fit like that. Her daughter, Willow, was also seen in NYC on Thursday (though they were not together) hopping around on some inspired footwear apparently on her way to visit with the Blue Ivy Carter. Full Story

Will and Jada Smith are collaborating with Simon Cowell on a reality show to find the world’s greatest DJs. Like old school or current? Because, um, these days, sometimes it feels like DJing just involves  making a playlist on your iPod. Am I a crusty old lady? Anyway, Simon’s production company SYCO and Will & Jada’s production company Overbrook have agreed on a deal with Sony TV to make the show happen. Full Story

It was In Touch. Let’s repeat. It was IN TOUCH. And now Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are considering suing In Touch. But still...because of the bullsh-t of In Touch, everyone is now scrutinising ever goddamn word and verb tense in the joint statement that Will and Jada released and the statement that Jada released about having an affair with Marc Anthony. Full Story

Have you seen the Architectural Digest featuring Will & Jada’s house yet? You’re not reading anymore now. You’ve already clicked on the images, right? Ok, I’ll wait. Nothing more popular on tv these days than a home show. All my friends are obsessed with home shows. Do up your room like this. Full Story

Come on, they were super cute cheering on their son Jaden while he was performing with Justin Bieber, right? Look, I have some problems with the Sci and the Smiths too, but right there, I don’t know that you can criticise parents who are just really, really excited to see their kid up there doing his thing. Full Story

She leans out when she’s touring/rehearsing. And it’s all that hot yoga. But goddamn I want those abs. Maybe after this f-cking cleanse I can start working on them. So you know she arrived as an embryo. It’s a little obvious, obviously, but then again Gaga has never been known for subtlety. Full Story