Hot on Top, Ass on Bottom
He is soooooooo hot on top. So.Hot.
Have a look – particularly the side by side photo of him talking to that woman – looks great in a tee shirt, the way his shoulder is pushed forward boyishly, a toned tricep peeking out … Jake Gyllenhaal is gorgeous.
But the pants…the pants are killing me. From the waist down it’s Dork City, makes me so sad.
And still I love him. If not just for him then for his sister. Because Jake is Maggie’s brother. Maggie my heir to Gwyneth.
PS. Gwyneth’s younger brother is called Jake too. Hee.