Hot on Top, Ass on Bottom

May 3, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey


He is soooooooo hot on top. So.Hot.

Have a look – particularly the side by side photo of him talking to that woman – looks great in a tee shirt, the way his shoulder is pushed forward boyishly, a toned tricep peeking out … Jake Gyllenhaal is gorgeous.

But the pants…the pants are killing me. From the waist down it’s Dork City, makes me so sad.

And still I love him. If not just for him then for his sister. Because Jake is Maggie’s brother. Maggie my heir to Gwyneth.

PS. Gwyneth’s younger brother is called Jake too. Hee.

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