Jakey’s here

November 10, 2010 11:10:00 Posted at November 10, 2010 11:10:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In London. He and Anne Hathaway arrived yesterday. Photos are attached. So f-cking cute, both of them.

So on the flight over, I couldn’t sleep, went through every movie, and then finally decided ok, fine, Prince of Persia. Goddamn it’s an awful movie. But goddamn he is irresistible. When he is sly smiling, or flirty smiling, or being a pain in the ass smiling, whatever he’s doing when he is smiling, it becomes all kinds of trouble. I will admit to you there were a couple of times I actually hit rewind, that’s how much trouble.

Which is why I have avoided almost all interviews he’s been doing for Love & Other Drugs. It’s just not productive. It’s dangerously unproductive. I had actually forgotten til this morning, when I decided to open up an interview that Katie sent over because of the reference to Willow Smith. I wanted to go as Willow Smith for Halloween. I couldn’t resist a Jakey + Willow Smith combination.

Big mistake.

First of all Anne is flawless. Then try not to swoon when he tells her, very sincerely, how beautiful she is. And, um, try not to fixate on his perfect nose. And then when the rapid fire round begins...whatever, it’s over. He is too much. You are too much for me Jakey. Woah follow the train of thought. Jake + Too Much reminded me of The Line. Or, more accurately I guess, The Scene.

You are too much for me Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch...

Pop quiz: What comes next?!?

Click here for the Jake Gyllenhaal/Anne Hathaway interview.

Photos from INF

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