A Very Riddle Christmas
December 22, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at December 22, 2006 12:00:00
Digits on the Run - not Daniel Craig. Though perhaps there is some similarity in heritage. And it’s not Jake Gyllenhaal either. Smaller portfolio, smaller profile. As for the girl who helps herself…. it ain’t Britney. Because even though Britney has clearly seen much more wear and tear, strangely enough, she actually doesn’t seem to have any problems finding a partner, and finding partners who will gladly admit to spearing her. Battery Girl on the other hand has to suffer the indignity of being replaced AND rejected from ex to current, in magazines and online, which naturally explains the preference for a pleasuring device that clearly doesn’t have a brain...like her, I suppose.