This is for my friend Michelle who has fallen under a Brokeback spell and can’t seem to come out of it. Pic of Jake Gyllenhaal looking surprisingly hot and only a little gay in Beverly Hills the other day from Saving Face. Word is it’s now Heath’s turn to act like a sulky bitch as he reportedly refused to pose with Jakey at the Oscar Nominees’ Luncheon, prompting some imaginative gossips to speculate about whether or not it’s a case of onset homo love gone awry. For the record, I definitely think NOT. I am however quite amused at the number of messages I receive on a daily basis arguing for and against Jake as Toothy Tile. Some of you, hardcore fans and future Mrs. Gyllenhaals, are convinced he only digs chicks. While a curiously large number of you are banking on the fact that Jake is bi-sexual, an equal opportunity lover regardless of genitalia given the right emotional and intellectual chemistry. Hmmm… The plot thickens. Could Jakey possibly be a switch hitter?