I realise it"s stupid and perhaps more than a little daft but unlike 99.99 percent of the gossiping public, I still don"t believe Jake Gyllenhaal is Toothy Tile. This doesn’t mean I don’t think he"s gay. It just means I don"t mean he"s the gay in question. Long time readers will have already read my defence statements against the notion of Jake as Toothy. If you are new to the site or for a refresher, click here:
Ted Casablanca is a brilliant bitch. I think he"s deliberately f&cking with us and I think Jake as Toothy is way too obvious. So I"ve been doing some thinking. And I"m wondering about Colin Hanks. Colin Hanks in Tom Hanks"s son. He is a young, up and coming actor. He recently promoted King Kong, a blockbuster release. He has an on off relationship with Busy Philipps, the actress who played Audrey in Dawson"s Creek. Colin also c0-starred with Kirsten Dunst in a movie called Get Over It, hence the nice 6 degrees of association with Tobey Maguire and Jakey himself that Ted has always been coy about in Toothy Tile clues. Colin was born in Sacramento, California, which is north of Orange County, where Ted said that Toothy was born. Finally, Ted made reference recently to Toothy going on some talk show in late October/early November and was caught making out with his boyfriend. Wouldn"t you know it, Colin also appeared on the Ellen Show in October, air date I believe was October 31, which means that the taping was like a week or two before.
Now I haven"t had the time or the patience to go through each and every one of Ted"s columns to rule out Colin specifically so if he"s already been on the "And it"s not" list, my apologies. And yes, call me ignorant and tell me to take my head out of my ass but until Jake suddenly finds himself on all fours in front of Tom Cruise, I"m still not sold.
Which obviously is an invitation to debate. So let"s have it, people. Am I off my gossip rocker?