The California Air

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week, the GMD came out of a restaurant looking 15 years fresher – succeeding where his ex wife has failed. A few days later however, in NYC for a Xenu fundraiser, bitch looked rough – haggard, old, saggy.

Back in Cali again though and with Robo by his side, Tom Cruise at dinner last night was back to youthful. And rather smart in his black suit. Huge improvement on the denim head to toe he was rocking last time.

Must be the California air? Or a follow up session with the surgeon?

Sigh. Katie is so pretty without a pound of foundation and self tanner. Makes me sad the waste. When she could be fighting over Jake Gyllenhaal with Reese Witherspoon – a fantasy smut scenario. You likey?

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