Jakey & Harry
Jake Gyllenhaal did not walk the carpet last night in London at the World Premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 but photographers still caught him sneaking in an alternate entrance. Somehow this doesn’t surprise me, that Jakey loves Harry. Of course Jakey loves Harry. Jakey and I could talk about Harry. Turn away. I can’t look for too long. He’s too f-cking cute.
But here’s how I distract myself. Because there’s always a gossipy train of thought. What if:
Jakey goes to HP premiere. Jakey meets Emma Watson. Emma Watson is perfect. They flirt and he makes her giggle at afterparty. Taylor Swift hears and is jealous. Jakey must choose. Who does Jakey choose?
Fun game, non?*
*The events described above never actually happened. But they totally should.
Photos from Bauergriffinonline.com