That is a truly bizarre sentence to write. The last time Jake G had a movie in theaters was nearly eighteen months ago, last spring’s Source Code. Since then, he’s kept a relatively low profile as he recalibrates after his Movie Star dreams died a slow, inexorable death in 2010. For reasons I will never understand, you people wouldn’t let him be a Movie Star (I say “you people” because I fully supported him as a blockbuster star and will always slightly resent everyone else for pushing Jake G aside in favor of Channing Tatum), so he has gone back to his roots in character-driven indies. Full Story

Taylor Swift has a new album called RED coming out in October. And there’s already a new song -- We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together. Once again, then, a breakup song. Because as she told her fans yesterday: "All the different emotions that are written about on this album are all pretty much about the kind of tumultuous, crazy, insane, intense, semi-toxic relationships that I’ve experienced in the last two years. Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal has been in Toronto shooting a movie with Denis Villeneuve. But what does he do during down time? Summer dating! He picked up a girl at the hotel for a drink a couple of weeks ago. And there’s a server from a popular Italian restaurant in town - with several locations - who went shopping the other day because she said she had a date with Jake. Full Story

The last time we caught up with Minka Kelly, she was on a mega downgrade from Derek Jeter with Wilmer Valderrama - click here for a refresher. Minka forgot that you’re not supposed to take your shamef-cks out in public. It now appears that it’s out of her system. Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal did not get to celebrate the long weekend with his fellow Americans for Memorial Day. Instead he was in Toronto shooting An Enemy with acclaimed Canadian director Denis Villeneuve. Something about doppelgangers; Jakey plays two different men. Does the other character not have a beard? Melanie Laurent is one of his wives. Full Story

Kirsten Dunst is the reigning Cannes Best Actress for Melancholia. She’s expected to return to Cannes next week with On The Road which premieres on May 23. Am wondering whether or not she’ll actually go earlier, in time for the first days of the festival which are usually the most fun. Why miss Paul Allen’s yacht party, right? And why not spend as much time as possible in the South of France with your boyfriend who’s experiencing it the Kiki way for the first time?  Here she is with Garrett Hedlund yesterday in Beverly Hills. Full Story

Beyonce went to a private (obviously) party last night in New York. Jake Gyllenhaal was there too. What do Beyonce and Jakey have in common, aside from a love of show tunes?Gwyneth Paltrow, of course. And she was there too. In a white blazer over black pants with bright shoes and great neck-wear. She really does wear the sh-t out of a jacket, non?Earlier in the day, G went out for lunch all fancy in a grey suit and black pumps. Full Story

Meryl Streep was honoured with the Golden Bear Award at the Berlinale last night with Jake Gyllenhaal presenting. Jake grew up hanging out with Meryl's son and he told a story about the two of them, being young and bratty, getting into trouble, and how he was afraid of Mrs Streep back then. And now.The details of their shenanigans are not important. Full Story

The Oscars are top of mind as we move closer to February 26th. So from now until then, let’s do a few Oscar retrospectives, starting with Reese Witherspoon since 10 is a nice round number. And it was 10 years ago that she made her first appearance at the Oscars. 2002By far my favourite, favourite Reese Oscar dress. Full Story

I really, really, really, really, REALLY love it that Cameron Diaz stays at Gwyneth Paltrow’s when she’s in London instead of, say, at a hotel so they can stay up late and google the people they hate. Cam and G went out for dinner the other night with Stella McCartney and Reese Witherspoon. Click here Full Story

I can’t believe it either. Sorry.And while I’d much rather she be boring, on a night where she was simply a presenter and no longer a nominee, I’ve never known Mila Kunis to bring such little excitement. Mila Kunis, ordinarily, is exciting even in sweats. But we’ve seen this one strap before. And the waistline is almost frumpy and the material is totally unremarkable and her makeup seems half assed and what happened to bringing out those crazy, amazing eyes? How often have you seen Mila Kunis look so dull? Maybe she needs some Jake Gyllenhaal in her life. Full Story

Very low profile the last few months, right? Maybe even all of last year after Source Code came out. Here’s Jakey with some friends after sushi yesterday in Hollywood looking like he hasn’t worked in a while. I’m not saying that to be a bitch...yet. I’m saying it because that’s what we all do when we don’t have to go into the office: we don’t shave, some of don’t shower (this does not apply to me), we wear loose pants, and it’s glasses only, no contact lenses. Full Story

These pictures made me laugh. Shia Labeouf and Joe Jonas walked past each other at Cafe Med yesterday in West Hollywood. Let’s Photo Assumption the Middle Vagina Virgin’s face: Please know me. Please say hi to me. Please look up. Please let’s bro-shake. Should I walk back in the other direction? How can I run around the back and come across him all over again without seeming obvious? Should I try it? Please let me be his friend. Full Story

Olivia Wilde announced her divorce in February. She’s 26 and had been married 8 years. So I guess I don’t blame her for going kinda boy crazy. I mean she looks great, she’s connected, as long as she’s not, like, begging people to stay with her, to love her, to Biel her, it’s hard to argue with the girl’s single summer strategy. Full Story