Jake Gyllenhaal Gossip

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Shelf Ass Ingrate

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2007 11:05:16 November 9, 2007 11:05:16

Seriously…the nerve of this bitch. How arrogant is this??? Check out Shelf Ass Biel in LA yesterday turning a camera against the paps, no doubt mounting a ridiculous claim that her privacy is constantly being invaded, hypocritically and literally burning the hand that feeds her. Yes. The paparazzi feeds Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Full Story

Reese & Jakey Halloween

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 1, 2007 00:00:00 November 1, 2007 00:00:00

Now Reese would NEVER slut it up for Halloween. Reese and Jakey went trick-or-treating in full costume last night with her kids in Brentwood– she as a witch, he as a gorilla. Apparently the two were deliriously happy, holding hands and flirting and kissing and nuzzling and still desperately trying to save their movie and the DVD in a few months? Reese loves campaigning with her family – she earned an Oscar that way, though I wonder if this doesn’t sting just a little for Ryan Phillippe. Full Story

Reese & Jakey on the beach!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 30, 2007 13:59:02 October 30, 2007 13:59:02

Their movie tanked but it’s never too late to exploit their relationship for the DVD! Here are Reese and Jakey “unknowingly” taped on the beach – click here for the clip. And the fact that she keeps fussing over him like his mother probably won’t help the gay buzz but as I always say, and I think everyone is gay: Gossip is a Buffet. Full Story

The Roman Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2007 07:17:35 October 24, 2007 07:17:35

The UK Daily mail has published more photos of Reese and Jakey in Rome leaving no doubt that they’re a couple … and that they want you to know it. Because as adorable as they are, and they are very much so, they also have a movie to sell. And to save. Rendition totally ate it at the box office this weekend – a major disappointment given the level of star power behind the film and the amount of hype generated prior to its release. Full Story

Here it is!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 23, 2007 11:04:20 October 23, 2007 11:04:20

Oh sh-t. It’s cuter than I thought it would be... OK Magazine secured the first photo confirming their status as a couple – Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gylllenhaal in matching outfits and matching shades and get this… next to her, he ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD IN PANTS!!! Confession: I squealed. Full Story

Undercover…but not over!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 22, 2007 00:00:00 October 22, 2007 00:00:00

While all tabloids were proclaiming the end of their love last month, I reported otherwise as that the two were sneaking around during TIFF and caught kissing during the Michael Clayton after party, even as “confirmation” of their split was making headlines on newsstands. Full Story

Catalina Full of Grace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

LOVED Maria Full of Grace. If you haven’t seen it, you must …if for no other reason than to witness the beginning of what promises to be an amazing career. Catalina Sandino Moreno is a star. Here she is last week at the 2007 Hispanic Heritage Awards – total gorgessity and also, if memory serves, a one time one night partner with Jakey G. Full Story

The Pants Still Suck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2007 00:00:00 October 15, 2007 00:00:00

Proof was on tv the other day. My Gwyneth crying after sex with Jakey G – the most cringe-inducing scene ever. But still… he is so hot in that movie, so f&cking beautiful, it really is a shame about those pants. The pants are a huge problem. Take a look at Jakey arriving in London the other day to promote Rendition – a movie so disappointing critics actually WALKED OUT during the screening at TIFF – persisting with that beard and completely clueless about how to properly wear a pair of pants. Full Story

Shades of Aniston

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 11, 2007 00:00:00 October 11, 2007 00:00:00

I’m not saying Reese doesn’t look amazing. Because she does. She looks lovely. Lovely…and boring and she’s been wearing the same dress since January at the Golden Globes which of course at the time was all kindsa yellow fabulous but after 10 farking months of the same shape and the same cut and the same strapless, it’s shades of Aniston all over again. Full Story

Gossip GirlCrush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 3, 2007 00:00:00 October 3, 2007 00:00:00

Am obsessed with Blake Lively. Obsessed. She plays Serena in Gossip Girl though you may remember her from The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants movie – Blake played Bee/Bridget but it’s on the show where she really shines with that mysterious “It”. Not conventionally cutesy pretty, not soft, not stupid looking, but still accessible, wicked style, and a peculiar way of speaking like she’s always sucking on candy and has gotten away with it her entire life. Full Story