Jake Gyllenhaal Gossip

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Jake, Pants, Problem

April 27, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 27, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At first glance, Jakey G pushing a stroller – major quiveration. And then the pants kick in. The atrocious way he wears his pants, the terrible way they don’t hang off his bubble bum, and how they’re stretched too tightly across the front – quiveration killed. But not enough, I suppose, to kick him off the Freebie Five. Full Story

I Get It…sort of

April 26, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 26, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s never going to be a full blown quiver but I guess I can see why it might be for you. Adrian Grenier here on the Tribeca Film Festival carpet. Before it was his hair, I think – just wasn’t down with so much ‘fro. And Vince is so boring on the show, to be honest I hardly notice when he’s around. Full Story

Kiki Blue in Rome

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned last week, her wardrobe for this crazy press tour has been and will continue to be killer…and the blue for today’s photo call is no exception. Full Story

The California Air

April 24, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 24, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last week, the GMD came out of a restaurant looking 15 years fresher – succeeding where his ex wife has failed. A few days later however, in NYC for a Xenu fundraiser, bitch looked rough – haggard, old, saggy. Full Story

Where’s Boo?!?

April 23, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 23, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just as Jake was about to end his run atop the Freebie Five, the dog issue comes up again…securing his spot for at least another week. Because remember – it’s the dog dream that got him there in the first place. Full Story

Welcome Back Rachel

April 16, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 16, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Honoured this weekend at the GLAAD awards, dressed per usual in black, but this time, Jennifer Aniston managed to avoid looking boring. Actually rather sexy, non? And it’s all because of the body. A much healthier body. A body more similar to the early-Friends Rachel, before she met Brad, before the ghost of Gwyneth haunted her diet, and eroded her self esteem, sending her straight to the Zone, followed by a steady stream of lemons and cigarettes. Full Story

The Freebie Five

April 11, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 11, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my dream. As for the whereabouts of Kyle Chandler – hear me out. Full Story

Trading Up

April 9, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 9, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. Ryan Phillippe has this dubious distinction. Full Story

Settling for Tori over Reese?

April 4, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at April 4, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Now you know I worship Janice Min… WORSHIP. But after getting beaten by People for the Cruise and Pitt photo opps, Janice had to secure what she could. Two straight weeks of killer covers, first exposing the Hollywood drug problem followed by the super smutty attack on Angelina Jolie last week…and now this??? How do you explain this??? Well, to tell you the truth, I guess I don’t blame her. Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal: Minor Pants Improvement

March 30, 2007 12:00:00 Posted at March 30, 2007 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jake this week in Beverly Hills. Slightly (and we’re talking nano-degrees) better in the pants department but still far, far, far from a good hang. Perhaps Reese doesn’t mind his Pants Issue? After all, Ryan has a sh-tty Pants Issue too. Maybe Reese is down with guys who don’t wear pants well? Source Full Story

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I’ve always wondered…is seems like Reese Witherspoon shops an awful lot. But she’s not at Winston’s or at Koi or Mr Chows or any of the usual hotspots every night so where does she wear her clothes? Is she wearing them with Jake Gyllenhaal?

Have received many of your emails looking for confirmation…more on that later.

My thanks to Sara in the UK for the reminder of how Posh slagged Jordan – it escaped me yesterday. Story goes: Jordan used to date a footballer called Dwight York, played for Man U, so one day Jordan walks in and Posh started belting out at the top of her lungs: Who Let The Dogs Out?


Also appreciate Sara’s British sarcasm. She wrote to me today: it must be said Jordan is very popular in the UK - for one-at least she can sing, a reference of course to A Whole New World, and if you haven’t – you MUST. Not a fake. I just don’t have time to find the original footage when they were on stage performing their infamous duet, withOUT the benefit of “studio-mixing” and the result…well… I can’t describe it. Listen for yourself, I lose my sh-t every time.  Click here for the clip - enjoy!

Wednesday – it’s a travel day this afternoon, blogging on the fly on my way to Saskatoon. Are we having a gossip party?

Yours in gossip,

PS. All my best wishes to Heidi S, thanks to a tip from Roshini. Girl...you will NOT fail your proposal defence.  Bitch... please!