Jake Gyllenhaal Gossip

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Sparta has the Pants Problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2007 00:00:00 May 23, 2007 00:00:00

So I totally understand why some of you have Gerard Butler on your Freebie Five. I saw 300, I saw the rippling muscles, I’m not a rippling muscles kind of girl but absolutely… I don’t question his quiver over your loins. He is a fine looking man. But beefcakes have never been my thing. Full Story

About Jake & Diane

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 17, 2007 00:00:00 May 17, 2007 00:00:00

Always thought Diane Kruger was a bit overrated. I mean seriously… Helen of Troy? Maybe a little underwhelming? Last night was no exception – obviously the assy fake bun hairdo had a lot to do with it. And the dress too. Made her look like a 50 year old socialite. Which is wonderful for a 50 year old socialite, not so much for a 30 year old glam actress. Full Story

Opening Cannes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 16, 2007 00:00:00 May 16, 2007 00:00:00

Just got back from the opening ceremony – killer activity on the Croisette tonight. Not only on the carpet but further along the beach… Jerry Seinfeld...and Jakey Gyllenhaal too! I will say this: he deserves his spot on the Freebie Five. Especially now in the flesh. And the most surprising quiveration coming from the most unlikely source…more on that later. Full Story

Hot on Top, Ass on Bottom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2007 00:00:00 May 3, 2007 00:00:00

Sigh. He is soooooooo hot on top. So.Hot. Have a look – particularly the side by side photo of him talking to that woman – looks great in a tee shirt, the way his shoulder is pushed forward boyishly, a toned tricep peeking out … Jake Gyllenhaal is gorgeous. But the pants…the pants are killing me. Full Story

Jake, Pants, Problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2007 12:00:00 April 27, 2007 12:00:00

At first glance, Jakey G pushing a stroller – major quiveration. And then the pants kick in. The atrocious way he wears his pants, the terrible way they don’t hang off his bubble bum, and how they’re stretched too tightly across the front – quiveration killed. But not enough, I suppose, to kick him off the Freebie Five. Full Story

I Get It…sort of

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 26, 2007 12:00:00 April 26, 2007 12:00:00

It’s never going to be a full blown quiver but I guess I can see why it might be for you. Adrian Grenier here on the Tribeca Film Festival carpet. Before it was his hair, I think – just wasn’t down with so much ‘fro. And Vince is so boring on the show, to be honest I hardly notice when he’s around. Full Story

Kiki Blue in Rome

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Every day another city…such is the life of movie promotion. Here’s my Kiki in Rome today on the Spidey train, headed for what is expected to be a record breaking massive blockbuster worldwide opening between May 1 and May 4 depending on where you live. As I mentioned last week, her wardrobe for this crazy press tour has been and will continue to be killer…and the blue for today’s photo call is no exception. Full Story

The California Air

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2007 12:00:00 April 24, 2007 12:00:00

Last week, the GMD came out of a restaurant looking 15 years fresher – succeeding where his ex wife has failed. A few days later however, in NYC for a Xenu fundraiser, bitch looked rough – haggard, old, saggy. Full Story

Where’s Boo?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2007 12:00:00 April 23, 2007 12:00:00

Just as Jake was about to end his run atop the Freebie Five, the dog issue comes up again…securing his spot for at least another week. Because remember – it’s the dog dream that got him there in the first place. Full Story

Welcome Back Rachel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2007 12:00:00 April 16, 2007 12:00:00

Honoured this weekend at the GLAAD awards, dressed per usual in black, but this time, Jennifer Aniston managed to avoid looking boring. Actually rather sexy, non? And it’s all because of the body. A much healthier body. A body more similar to the early-Friends Rachel, before she met Brad, before the ghost of Gwyneth haunted her diet, and eroded her self esteem, sending her straight to the Zone, followed by a steady stream of lemons and cigarettes. Full Story