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The Freebie Five

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 11, 2007 12:00:00 April 11, 2007 12:00:00

As mentioned, it’s new and hopefully improved. There’s been some juggling too. Leo is off the top spot in favour of Jake Gyllenhaal – for the lamest of reasons, I KNOW, but I’m confident it will pass. Give me a few weeks and I’ll get over my dream. As for the whereabouts of Kyle Chandler – hear me out. Full Story

Trading Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2007 12:00:00 April 9, 2007 12:00:00

Men are supposed to get better with age. See George Clooney. See Johnny Depp. See Richard Gere. There are however an unfortunate few who only get worse, whose best days run dry around 26 or 27, who will never make that leap from teen crush appeal to real woman quiver. Ryan Phillippe has this dubious distinction. Full Story

Settling for Tori over Reese?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 4, 2007 12:00:00 April 4, 2007 12:00:00

Now you know I worship Janice Min… WORSHIP. But after getting beaten by People for the Cruise and Pitt photo opps, Janice had to secure what she could. Two straight weeks of killer covers, first exposing the Hollywood drug problem followed by the super smutty attack on Angelina Jolie last week…and now this??? How do you explain this??? Well, to tell you the truth, I guess I don’t blame her. Full Story

Jake Gyllenhaal: Minor Pants Improvement

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2007 12:00:00 March 30, 2007 12:00:00

Jake this week in Beverly Hills. Slightly (and we’re talking nano-degrees) better in the pants department but still far, far, far from a good hang. Perhaps Reese doesn’t mind his Pants Issue? After all, Ryan has a sh-tty Pants Issue too. Maybe Reese is down with guys who don’t wear pants well? Source Full Story

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Dear Gossips,

I’ve always wondered…is seems like Reese Witherspoon shops an awful lot. But she’s not at Winston’s or at Koi or Mr Chows or any of the usual hotspots every night so where does she wear her clothes? Is she wearing them with Jake Gyllenhaal?

Have received many of your emails looking for confirmation…more on that later.

My thanks to Sara in the UK for the reminder of how Posh slagged Jordan – it escaped me yesterday. Story goes: Jordan used to date a footballer called Dwight York, played for Man U, so one day Jordan walks in and Posh started belting out at the top of her lungs: Who Let The Dogs Out?

Hee.

Also appreciate Sara’s British sarcasm. She wrote to me today: it must be said Jordan is very popular in the UK - for one-at least she can sing, a reference of course to A Whole New World, and if you haven’t – you MUST. Not a fake. I just don’t have time to find the original footage when they were on stage performing their infamous duet, withOUT the benefit of “studio-mixing” and the result…well… I can’t describe it. Listen for yourself, I lose my sh-t every time.  Click here for the clip - enjoy!

Wednesday – it’s a travel day this afternoon, blogging on the fly on my way to Saskatoon. Are we having a gossip party?

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

PS. All my best wishes to Heidi S, thanks to a tip from Roshini. Girl...you will NOT fail your proposal defence.  Bitch... please!

The Wonky Nipple

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 27, 2007 12:00:00 March 27, 2007 12:00:00

I"m of two minds when it comes to my Posh. One the one hand, I wish she"d just get on with it already and admit to having her tits done. Then again, the fact that she refuses to admit it is what makes Posh Posh. OF COURSE she"d never admit it! OF COURSE David never cheated!!! Last night - the Beckhams out on the town with Diddy, Victoria"s wobbly nips on display like a lopsided shelf, one cherry going West. Full Story

Kiki & Johnny: better signs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2007 12:00:00 March 19, 2007 12:00:00

As opposed to the Chill… Whatever body language shared with Fabrizio a few weeks ago, my Kiki seems much more sure of herself with Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell than she did with Drew Barrymore’s leftovers. Have a look – Kiki this weekend at SXSW on the receiving end of some romantic attention (apparently they were making out everywhere) and this time it looks like SHE is in control. Full Story

Wednesday, March 14, 2007 Dear Gossips, I suppose it was a good week to be sick, because when the hottest news in Hollywood is the arrival of KFed Jr’s paycheque… well… suffice to say, I don’t feel so guilty about staying in bed. In fact, given how repulsive I am right now, that I could probably turn most straight men gay, maybe staying in bed isn’t such a bad idea. Still… smut calls. And my bitch was bored from sleeping and watching every DVD released in the last 6 months, though there is one positive: Maggie Gyllenhaal. Of course I’ve always liked Maggie Gyllenhaal. I liked her very much after Sherry Baby. But to love her…to love Maggie is a new experience. And I’m sorry it took me so long. The movie is called Stranger Than Fiction and while she’s not the female lead, she has the most likeable, most adorable, most natural way about her. And sexy too. In a quirky, surprise-you-when-you’re-not-looking kind vibe. Am totally in love. Also – cute detail: at one point in the movie she hands a muffin over to a customer and says “please give this to Ramona”. Warm and fuzzy, non? Wednesday – live blogging all day, check back often for fresh posts, and thank you thank you thank you for your patience. Yours in gossip, Lainey

Meeting at the Spa

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2007 12:00:00 March 13, 2007 12:00:00

There have always been rumblings about his sexual orientation…never anything concrete. Just that, as we all know, any time you’re single for a protracted time in Hollywood and you happen to be as fine and distinguished as he is, people start to whisper. And while I do know for sure that he does enjoy women, even hiring them on occasion, this is the first legitimate hint of the gaygay – for me anyway – that I can report. Full Story

The Daily Rumour: Reese & Jake?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 7, 2007 12:00:00 March 7, 2007 12:00:00

So this OK Magazine report that they were hooking up in NYC last week, clandestine visits in hotel rooms and now everyone is losing their sh-t over a potential new golden couple in Hollywood. Trust me, I wish for it too. Because aside from that brief bout of award sulk last year, Jake is actually hilarious. Full Story

Jake G: real life breast play

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2007 12:00:00 March 5, 2007 12:00:00

Love this story. So Anne Hathaway gave an interview recently about love scenes, comparing her experience working with James McAvoy in Becoming Jane to that with Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain. With James it was like closed mouth only, as realistic as it gets without intimate knowledge of tongue and tonsils. Full Story