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Britney & Paris: Matching Weave, Matching Cooch

November 27, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 27, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you must, X17 has the uncensored photo of Britney flashing her bald little Brit, a move largely attributed to Lindsay Lohan these days but if memory serves, circa 2004, Diddy’s party at Cipriani - it was Paris who pulled out her poon in a bold attempt to wrench back attention from Tara Reid whose top fell off exposing a badly scarred ghetto tit … see attached, not of Tara’s badly scarred ghetto tit but of Paris’s pink plumpy, perhaps the inaugural pink plumpy that hailed an era of pink plumpies to follow, the most recent of course being the pink plumpy belonging to Britney who has now joined the lippy fray, oh joy. Full Story

Natalie & Gael: not the “EX”

November 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at November 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

British papers and blogs today are reporting that Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal have reunited, making out publicly in a London club last night. Warning: gloating ahead. As I’ve reported all along, most recently on October 23rd, they’ve been back together for ALMOST A YEAR! So why is this news? Again – they rented a flat together in Toronto while she was shooting there in the Spring, she went to visit him in Argentina when he was shooting there in the Summer, and he was in Paris with her last month when she was in town for Fashion Week. Full Story

Dutch Elle

September 5, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at September 5, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What"s up Holland!!! Thanks to Britpopbaby at Jake Gyllenhaal Watch for the heads up, for letting me know that Dutch Elle Magazine has listed me among the Top 3 Entertainment sites - a huge honour, I am grateful and humbled…THANK YOU! Full Story


Colin Farrell, Hugh Jackman, Matt Dillon, Jake Gyllenhaal - none of them have received for a favour . You will note they all have a common thread, a thread the receiver does not share. Fresh VMA smut tonight! Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

Natalie & Gael vs the pappies

July 26, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 26, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The British side of me knows that gloating is bad form and I also know you’re tired of me harping about this but would you believe there are STILL kindergarten gossips out there who insist on believing that Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating just because they were “caught on camera” at the beach? As I reported several weeks ago and again on Sunday – Natalie and Jake are NOT a couple. Full Story

On Natalie & Gael

July 24, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 24, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m going to gloat a little bit here. If you don’t want to deal with it, please skip to the next. Sorry y’all, but I gotta defend my smut, you know what I mean? One short year ago, I was naïve enough to think that the craziest, most psychotic fans on the planet belonged to Jennifer Aniston. Needless to say, I was wrong. Full Story

Jake & Natalie at the beach

July 12, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 12, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Speaking of publicity stunts…here we go again. As you can see, Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman were snapped at the beach the other day, inspiring renewed interest in a possible romance, especially since he was also photographed a few weeks ago giving her flowers on her birthday. I can see why it would be tempting to believe this. Full Story

About Hayden & Lindsay

June 30, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 30, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I"m going to preface this by gloating a little. I promise I have a point, I am not I"m doing it gratuitously, and it is all about setting a precedent. Waaay back, on January 15th, I was the first to report that Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen were hooking up on the set of Factory Girl. Full Story

Thursday, June 1, 2006
Dear gossips, Super short missive today as am set for the red eye to Toronto for the weekend for Fashion Cares and the CTV Fall Launch - also known at the Upfronts in America. More on that later. In today"s issue: Jake Gyllenhaal and the People plant, Nick"s new love and Jessie"s old meltdown, Britney learns stick, and on the off chance you care, what Pacey Witter wants in a girl.

Jake & Natalie in NYC

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They dated briefly pre-Kiki and have remained friends since. But here"s a couple I could definitely get behind. Unfortunately, there are two glaring obstacles: he"s a maybe gaybe and she, by all accounts, is very much back together with the sizzling but size-challenged Gael Garcia Bernal. Still… it"s nice to see Jakeypoo with a chick who doesn"t have a dick for a change. Full Story