Jake Gyllenhaal Gossip

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Monday, January 15, 2007 Dear Gossips, Home now and hang on tight…it’s shaping up to be a killer few weeks. Globes tonight, Sundance kicks off Thursday, Oscar nominations announced next Tuesday, followed by the SAGs, Grammys, and BAFTAs in quick succession leading up to the Big Show on Feb 25. Smut season in full bloom – be ready! Back in Vancouver, trying to resettle, and have to vent – my PVR/TiVo box screwed up my recordings and I MISSED last week’s all new episode of Friday Night Lights! Huge tragedy, have not recovered, thank Goddess for Television Without Pity - sometimes reading is actually better than watching, though if you STILL haven’t been watching…what are you waiting for? FNL is the PERFECT show – for girls, for boys, and everything in between. As for Jake Gyllenhaal hosting Saturday Night Live…just as entertaining as JT a few weeks before, so much so that there was a Quiver. Not for long, not throughout, but a Quiver nonetheless, EXCEPT for the overjuiced pipes resulting in a little bit of a pinhead and perhaps the one obstacle – aside from the obvious – to his inclusion on the Freebie Five…more on Jakey later. Monday – live blogging throughout the day, check back often for fresh posts, keep scrolling down for old posts you may have missed. Heads up also for Tuesday: full GG wrap up including red carpet commentary and smutty roundup from the afterparties. Yours in gossip, Lainey PS. Last week, a full week and I’m proud to say – no posts on Britney or Paris. So what have you missed? Absolutely nothing. Out every night with a new man who looks like KFed, trips to Vegas, photo opp with one child, a new dog to abuse…same old, same old, am bored already, am gunning for another week of Britney-less smutting. Stay tuned…

Mandy & Wilmer Redux?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 2, 2007 12:00:00 January 2, 2007 12:00:00

Pre-Lilo, pre-Andy, pre-Zach, pre-blog, Mandy and Wilmer were lowkey sweethearts. Her first love, her not-a-girl-not-yet-a-woman relationship, he says he took her flower but that it wasn’t “apple pie”, and she took the high road and refused to engage. Well apparently Wilmer has made it all better. Full Story

The Daily Gorgessity: Reese Witherspoon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 22, 2006 12:00:00 December 22, 2006 12:00:00

Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m a sadist bitch who revels in smut and feeds off misery. But here’s the thing – to me, Reese Witherspoon has never looked lovelier. Check it out, photos of her out shopping taken a couple of days ago, said to be moving her children out of Hollywood to get away from the cesspool. Full Story

4-way race for Best Actress Drama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 14, 2006 12:00:00 December 14, 2006 12:00:00

Maggie Gyllenhaal had to be the surprise of the morning, sneaking in on an outside chance. Still…it’s about as much as she’ll get in a class field including the Dame, the Queen, Kate Winslet, and Pene too. If I were to handicap it right now, I’d say Helen Mirren by a hair followed by Penelope. Come Oscar though, when both actress categories shrink down to one with just 5 spots, Maggie will be long gone and I wonder if either Kate or Pene will be left off the list too for Meryl Streep and perhaps Renee Zellweger? Don’t forget, Harvey is desperately campaigning for Sienna Miller among this group. Full Story

About Rachel & Adam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 6, 2006 12:00:00 December 6, 2006 12:00:00

Varying reports about their split – People is saying it happened back in October, that his trip to join her in Toronto for a few days while she was shooting Jumper was just a friendly visit, that they had already parted at that point. Us Weekly is saying it just happened, less than two weeks ago, my sources say that’s the most accurate account. Full Story

Britney & Paris: Matching Weave, Matching Cooch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2006 12:00:00 November 27, 2006 12:00:00

If you must, X17 has the uncensored photo of Britney flashing her bald little Brit, a move largely attributed to Lindsay Lohan these days but if memory serves, circa 2004, Diddy’s party at Cipriani - it was Paris who pulled out her poon in a bold attempt to wrench back attention from Tara Reid whose top fell off exposing a badly scarred ghetto tit … see attached, not of Tara’s badly scarred ghetto tit but of Paris’s pink plumpy, perhaps the inaugural pink plumpy that hailed an era of pink plumpies to follow, the most recent of course being the pink plumpy belonging to Britney who has now joined the lippy fray, oh joy. Full Story

Natalie & Gael: not the “EX”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 13, 2006 12:00:00 November 13, 2006 12:00:00

British papers and blogs today are reporting that Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal have reunited, making out publicly in a London club last night. Warning: gloating ahead. As I’ve reported all along, most recently on October 23rd, they’ve been back together for ALMOST A YEAR! So why is this news? Again – they rented a flat together in Toronto while she was shooting there in the Spring, she went to visit him in Argentina when he was shooting there in the Summer, and he was in Paris with her last month when she was in town for Fashion Week. Full Story

Dutch Elle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 5, 2006 12:00:00 September 5, 2006 12:00:00

What"s up Holland!!! Thanks to Britpopbaby at Jake Gyllenhaal Watch for the heads up, for letting me know that Dutch Elle Magazine has listed me among the Top 3 Entertainment sites - a huge honour, I am grateful and humbled…THANK YOU! Full Story

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Colin Farrell, Hugh Jackman, Matt Dillon, Jake Gyllenhaal - none of them have received for a favour . You will note they all have a common thread, a thread the receiver does not share. Fresh VMA smut tonight! Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey