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Most Endearing: Jake Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

The most winning smile, even if it didn’t taste victory tonight. The bluest of eyes, the sweetest of expressions when his award was announced, the brief but distinguishable wave of disappointment when George was called – Jake wanted it bad. And bless him for it. I wanted to jump into the tv and give him a big hug. Full Story

The Parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2006 12:00:00 March 5, 2006 12:00:00

Full scoop from the parties in my next column…but I’ll leave you with this: don’t believe what you hear about Jennifer vs. Jennifer, as in the battle of the Affleck babes. My sources are reporting that the two were surprisingly cordial and that there was no elaborate pre-planned coordination to separate the two on the carpet. Full Story

Jake G looking hot

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 15, 2006 12:00:00 February 15, 2006 12:00:00

This is for my friend Michelle who has fallen under a Brokeback spell and can’t seem to come out of it. Pic of Jake Gyllenhaal looking surprisingly hot and only a little gay in Beverly Hills the other day from Saving Face. Word is it’s now Heath’s turn to act like a sulky bitch as he reportedly refused to pose with Jakey at the Oscar Nominees’ Luncheon, prompting some imaginative gossips to speculate about whether or not it’s a case of onset homo love gone awry. Full Story

Back on the Jolie bandwagon

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2006 12:00:00 February 5, 2006 12:00:00

I am a fickle bitch. And several weeks ago, Angelina Jolie occupied a firm spot on my Freebie 5. Then she got all domestic and I booted her to make room for Jake Gyllenhaal. And f*ck, do I ever regret that. I might be hard on the Pitts and I might not be shy in calling them master media manipulators, but I don"t think I"ve ever denied that this is is the Hollywood union that gives me the most smutty pleasure. Full Story

Jakeypoo for Best Supporting Actor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 1, 2006 12:00:00 February 1, 2006 12:00:00

So this is what I wrote two nights ago, keeping in mind that no one, but no one, not even the best gossips have reliable insider information on Oscar balloting: “Only 2 days until the Academy announces the nominees and what does that mean? Everyone is on their best behaviour, especially this weekend as two prestigious Oscar prognosticators went down in Hollywood. Full Story

From Veronica: Sienna Miller wants attention?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 31, 2006 12:00:00 January 31, 2006 12:00:00

Has to be my BFF Sienna Miller. At least God I hope so. If this gets out maybe she will just go away. I mean really, who dosen"t know Hayden C. is a true friend of Dorothy? Dear Veronica, Sienna doesn"t use her needles for her nipples. It"s not her. While we"re here though, we might as well talk about your Hayden/Friend of Dorothy suggestion. Full Story

The Weekly Mailbag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

Our weekly gossip discussion. Your guesses, my replies, and your nominations. I"ve also managed to piss off the Jake Gyllenhaal fan club. Read on… Full Story

From Rachel S: defending Jake Gyllenhaal

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2006 12:00:00 January 23, 2006 12:00:00

You posted on your blog today that you think Jake Gyllenhaal is a whiney, sulky bitch for missing the Golden Globes. That you didn"t believe he was filming Zodiac with David Fincher. Of course you failed to mention that he was late to the Critics Choice awards, in which he was nominated. If he is such a whiney, sulky bitch why would he be late to an award show he was nominated for. Full Story

From Paula T: Peter for the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

Peter Sarsgaard - because he is so damn sexy I"ll watch him even in crap like "The Skeleton Key". Something about those eyes… Dear Paula: Peter is a fine actor, there"s no denying that. I loved him in Shattered Glass. He was terrific. And even though he"s a tad on the short side for my taste, I"d definitely consider throwing him in the hat if it weren"t for his interminable relationship with Maggie Gyllenhaal, whose pissy attitude matches her ass crack sense of style. Full Story

A discussion about Toothy Tile

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 8, 2006 12:00:00 January 8, 2006 12:00:00

I realise it"s stupid and perhaps more than a little daft but unlike 99.99 percent of the gossiping public, I still don"t believe Jake Gyllenhaal is Toothy Tile. This doesn’t mean I don’t think he"s gay. It just means I don"t mean he"s the gay in question. Long time readers will have already read my defence statements against the notion of Jake as Toothy. Full Story

From Kathy M: About the Freebie 5

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2006 12:00:00 January 4, 2006 12:00:00

Brand new visitor - what"s the freebie 5? Dear Kathy: Glad you asked. The Freebie 5 is something I totally ripped off of Friends and it"s a list of 5 "unattainables" I"d have permission to tap without consequence from my husband should the opportunity arise. As you can see, Joaquin Phoenix currently occupies the #1 spot. Full Story