James Franco: soap opera kissing

November 27, 2009 14:28:55 Posted at November 27, 2009 14:28:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s so good I actually get shy watching. You know what that’s like? How you know it’s not real because it’s on the tv but it feels real and if you’re crazy enough it might even feel real enough to believe it could be you?

Yeah I feel shy when James Franco soap opera kisses. I only watch his scenes for the soap opera kisses and the blue balling build-up to the soap opera kisses. F-ck he’s good. He has the hand position right, he has the extra push right, he opens to go in wider but doesn’t make like he’s swallowing her…

I feel shy again just writing about it.

If you haven’t had the pleasure, the videos are below. Friday afternoon, perfect time to enjoy the cheese. I mean really, the fact that he doesn’t crack up just saying this sh-t is almost better than the kiss. Almost.

My James has had a busy, busy year. He won the Spirit Award in February for Supporting Actor in Milk. He played Allen Ginsberg in the upcoming Howl. Then he switched gears in the MiniVan friendly Eat, Pray, Love with Julia Roberts before tucking into the stoner comedy Your Highness with Danny McBride and Natalie Portman. Now it’s General Hospital, next it’s 30 Rock, and he’s hosting Saturday Night Live to close 2009. All that on top of classes and studying and writing, enrolled at both Columbia and NYU, and he’s trying to get into a PhD program at Yale next year.

Franco doesn’t sit around on his ass being famous. He does sh-t. Like, he actually spends time… thinking. So f-cking hot.

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