A tank top for no one
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Jamie Chung and Bryan Greenberg are engaged. And I’m really into that, even though only maybe two of you care.
Here they are at Coachella this weekend. Now…ordinarily…Greenberg is hot. Please see Prime for reference or How To Make It In America. But right now, we have a problem.
The problem is this tank top.
David Beckham couldn’t make this tank top work. James McAvoy couldn’t make it work. Idris Elba couldn’t make it work.
Is it the straps? Are they too thick? Is it the neck too low? Is it the colour? All of the above?
Never mind, I un-see for her. You might call it cruel but I’ve been married for 12 years. This is self-preservation. This is one lover for the rest of her life. And sex is an important part of that.