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Kathleen Turner is NOT The Third Person. Try at least 30 years younger and someone who sings for a living. Isn’t that the pure definition of a diva anyway? She’s also not Janet Jackson. You’re looking for a sophomore singer – not someone on her 20th class reunion. Back in Vancouver on Tuesday. Fresh column Tuesday night. Til then, I am yours in gossip, Lainey

The Daily Tranny: Janet Jackson

July 14, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I hate to rag on Janet but come on. What in the name of RuPaul is this??? Yes, yes, she"s slimmed down. We KNOW she"s slimmed down. I"m happy for her if she"s happy for her. And while I don"t dig the new song, I definitely want the new CD. Full Story

Janet struts

June 28, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 28, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn girl! Work it! I know I"ve been hard on her for the yo-yo but who can deny her hotness tonight at the BET awards? I love that she doesn"t look overly plastic. I love that her ass is still nap-worthy. I love that she walks like a real woman instead of teetering around like a 10 year old in pigtails with a rack the size of Alaska. Full Story

Joshua Jackson & the Face that Couldn"t

June 18, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 18, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well this was a surprise, non? Pacey snapped in Paris with Diane Kruger, a new romance that came out of nowhere. I have no idea when they got together, I have no idea how. The only thing I know about Joshua Jackson is what he"s like when he"s in Vancouver. And as I"ve mentioned before, when he"s single, he likes to pick up and pick up plentiful. Full Story

The Surgification of Sadie Frost?

June 13, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 13, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You think Sadie went in for a quick nip/tuck? Check her out here 2 weeks ago and then just over the weekend at a charity event. Much, much beter, non? I mean, yeah, she"s seen better days, and I"m sure she wishes she didn"t do so much blow with Kate way back but overall, a definite improvement from the last time. Full Story

Worst Ghetto Tits: Janet Jackson

June 6, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 6, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ghetto tits, ghetto weave, ghetto belt, ghetto colour combination - Miss Jackson is channeling Tara Reid. And it is breaking my heart. I also wish she could move past the 90s. The high fat ponytail is so OVER. By the way - is it just me or does she look like she just got another nose job? Is there a self mutilating gene that runs in this family or did Joe Jackson just f*ck his kids up nice and good? Between Joe Jackson and Joe Simpson, who"s the lesser of the two evils??? Photo from Perez Hilton Full Story

Pacey Witter"s love abundance

June 1, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at June 1, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ever since I wrote about him the other day, the local smut is filling my inbox. So Joshua Jackson is from Vancouver, lives in my neighbourhood for a few months every year. Has a kick ass place, rents it out so it doesn"t sit empty, and makes full use of it when he returns home. Ever the down to earth non-Hollywood type, Josh still likes the local offerings. Full Story

Monday, May 29, 2006
Dear gossips, Home sweet home. But to be honest, I could have stayed in Europe forever. Cannes was a chaotic blast. More on that later as I suspect most of you want to dish on the baby first. SHE arrived, y"all. The gossip "messiah", the "gift", the answer to Scientology and the anti-thesis to the Gay Midget Cruise … Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt was born on Saturday in Africa, reportedly via c-section. But while In Touch is claiming to be the first to report on the African delivery, please allow me one tiny smug moment to gloat about the fact that I was actually la premiere to bring news of the birthing location - way, way, way back in January. So for what it"s worth, I"ve got fresh exclusives. As in why they went for a c-section and a few signs of tension between the lover brother and the lover Brad. Oh…and by the way… The Break Up premieres in just under a week. Is this not the coincidence to end all coincidences??? Also in today"s issue: Britney"s new colour, wrapping up Cannes, Jake and Natalie wishful thinking, Joshua Jackson sighted, concern for Claudia, Rosario Dawson needs help, some shameless self promotion, a vicious piece of hatemail, and oh yes… a sort of new smutty riddle. But first - just a word about the riddles to those of you who may be new to the column. Due to the fact that I don"t want the Chinese sued out of me, I am unable to reply directly to all of your guesses, which is why I usually throw in an answer or two to some of your questions in the "Last Word." There are, however, clues peppered about all over and at the risk of sounding pendantic - if you read carefully through the archives, the answers are literally right there. Thick Skin is a good example. Hope that helps. As for Strong and Not - for the benefit of those who have not had time to get caught up - please note that it is NOT Heather and Macca or the Beckhams or the Smiths. Now let"s dish…

The Return of Pacey Witter

May 29, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 29, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pacey or Dawson? To me, it"s like the Harry and William no brainer. Who needs a buck toothed, balding beaver when you have a redheaded, horseriding piece of loin quivering badboy hotness without the pressure of the crown??? In much the same vein, Pacey Witter was always, in my opinion, the true star of The Creek. Full Story

Janet Jackson: Thinnification complete

May 3, 2006 12:00:00 Posted at May 3, 2006 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We"re just 6 weeks away from the release of Janet"s first single off her new disc and she"s been teasing her fans all week on her official site with new material and clips and glimpses into what promises to be a pretty hot new sound. And, in keeping with her big to little metamorphosis, it appears that the latest iteration of Janet"s body chronology Full Story

Thursday, April 20, 2006
Dear gossips, For the last 3 days, the entire gossip universe has been dominated by Little Sci. So if Tom"s well timed mission was to secure media hype in advance of the other Mission - it looks like he has succeeded. Having said that, I can pretty much guarantee that everyone and their eyebrow stylist is sick to frickin" death of any and every detail being leaked from Scientology headquarters to promote this birth, this man, and this religion…if you can call it that. I"m not rehashing the Suri details here. Because judging from the amount of emails I"ve received in the last 24 hours, you"ve all probably had enough placenta with a side of epidural and silent birth to last you a lifetime. Thank Goddess for Nick Lachey. Never thought I"d say that. In today"s issue: why Nick spoke and Jessie didn"t, Leo"s latest child conquest, the Jennifer Aniston baby debate, a Janet Jackson weight examination, and Jennifer Love Hewitt spreads overseas.