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Janet Jackson: a brief body chronology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

I seriously don"t understand why everyone is losing their sh*t over Janet"s current weight loss. It"s about as interesting as Oprah on another diet. Here"s a scan from this week"s In Touch, a sickeningly stupid piece about how wonderful she looks and how she dropped pounds. I mean really gossips…is this news? Over the last 10 years, Janet Jackson"s pattern has always been the following: - eat like there"s no tomorrow and do nothing all day - get depressed about being overweight and having a f&cked up family - head to the studio for a new album - use depression and issues related to having f*cked up family to write new songs - record new album and rediscover "girl power" - realise that it"s important to love oneself and be healthy - finish new album and get trainer - eat, work out like a frickin" maniac, and inspire others to do the same - release new album, pose in a variety of photographs while squeezing fake tits together, and talk about "heavy emotional journey" that was required to make new music - sell millions of copies, go on tour, make more money - eat like there"s no tomorrow and do nothing all day - get depressed - head to studio for new album - etc etc etc Let"s take a stroll through her recent diet chronology, shall we? Starting with a look back at JJ, tight ass all hell during All For You in 2002…I love that song. Full Story

From Lisa in Indiana: Angelina sucks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

I am so sick of hearing how Angelina is so real! As if in comparison Jennifer is fake?! Please, don"t you know that everyone is fake when it comes to being a celebrity? Most just lie (Michael Jackson had only 2 nose jobs okay?). Angelina Jolie is just as fake as the rest of them. I am sick of everyone putting this blood wearing, brother kissing woman on such a high pedestal just because she is beautiful. Full Story