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Thursday, April 20, 2006
Dear gossips, For the last 3 days, the entire gossip universe has been dominated by Little Sci. So if Tom"s well timed mission was to secure media hype in advance of the other Mission - it looks like he has succeeded. Having said that, I can pretty much guarantee that everyone and their eyebrow stylist is sick to frickin" death of any and every detail being leaked from Scientology headquarters to promote this birth, this man, and this religion…if you can call it that. I"m not rehashing the Suri details here. Because judging from the amount of emails I"ve received in the last 24 hours, you"ve all probably had enough placenta with a side of epidural and silent birth to last you a lifetime. Thank Goddess for Nick Lachey. Never thought I"d say that. In today"s issue: why Nick spoke and Jessie didn"t, Leo"s latest child conquest, the Jennifer Aniston baby debate, a Janet Jackson weight examination, and Jennifer Love Hewitt spreads overseas.

Janet Jackson: a brief body chronology

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 20, 2006 12:00:00 April 20, 2006 12:00:00

I seriously don"t understand why everyone is losing their sh*t over Janet"s current weight loss. It"s about as interesting as Oprah on another diet. Here"s a scan from this week"s In Touch, a sickeningly stupid piece about how wonderful she looks and how she dropped pounds. I mean really gossips…is this news? Over the last 10 years, Janet Jackson"s pattern has always been the following: - eat like there"s no tomorrow and do nothing all day - get depressed about being overweight and having a f&cked up family - head to the studio for a new album - use depression and issues related to having f*cked up family to write new songs - record new album and rediscover "girl power" - realise that it"s important to love oneself and be healthy - finish new album and get trainer - eat, work out like a frickin" maniac, and inspire others to do the same - release new album, pose in a variety of photographs while squeezing fake tits together, and talk about "heavy emotional journey" that was required to make new music - sell millions of copies, go on tour, make more money - eat like there"s no tomorrow and do nothing all day - get depressed - head to studio for new album - etc etc etc Let"s take a stroll through her recent diet chronology, shall we? Starting with a look back at JJ, tight ass all hell during All For You in 2002…I love that song. Full Story

From Lisa in Indiana: Angelina sucks!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2006 12:00:00 January 15, 2006 12:00:00

I am so sick of hearing how Angelina is so real! As if in comparison Jennifer is fake?! Please, don"t you know that everyone is fake when it comes to being a celebrity? Most just lie (Michael Jackson had only 2 nose jobs okay?). Angelina Jolie is just as fake as the rest of them. I am sick of everyone putting this blood wearing, brother kissing woman on such a high pedestal just because she is beautiful. Full Story