The Magazine Wars: Luring the MiniVan Majority

June 27, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at June 27, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Clever clever Janice Min. Likely finding out a couple of days ago that People had scooped them on the Ebola exclusive, Us Weekly is firing back with an issue specifically geared towards People’s subscriber base: The MiniVan Majority.

The MiniVan Majority, threatened (and rightly so) by skanks like Paris and charmed and hypnotised by any and all talk of baby, will undoubtedly love this cover.

See attached – a Baby Special Issue! All about babies! The cutest Hollywood babies! For the Yummy Mummy, who can resist?

Brilliant, non?

Also brilliant – calling out that douchebag Pipsqueak for spitting on his fans. ‘Bout time that little punk took it up the ass.

PS. Germans hate Big Sci, I love Little Sci.


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