January 14, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs
During this cold winter season, Do Something Canada and Aeropostale want to help the 65,000 youths experiencing homelessness across Canada. Join the seventh annual Teens for Jeans movement today by signing up at www.teensforjeans.com.
By running a drive, you can collect gently used jeans and donate them to your local Aeropostale store anytime from now until February 16th. The jeans donated will be distributed to homeless teens in your community. Do Something Canada will even send you a free banner to help kickstart the drive at your school, church, or community group!
Jeans provide a sense of normalcy for kids who are experiencing homelessness, so start collecting today and you could be eligible to win a $4000 scholarship to college/university.
Braden! Happy 21st Birthday! “Ex-ter-min-ate!” I’m sorry things didn’t go well in Dallas and that you’re still dealing with that 4 year bitch. BUT God you have a determined mother. She’ll find the answer, I know she will. She’s your biggest gift. Enjoy your day – with a lot of Doctor Who…and, hopefully, very little pain, relatively speaking.
From Nydia: “I want to wish the happiest of birthdays to my bff Adelia, who turns 40 on January 14. She had a great and eventful year last year, with the birth of her one and only sweet baby boy Angelo... and I hope that her 40th year will see her successes in life continue and prosper!” (By request, Bradley Cooper and George Clooney)
By the way, Nydia – definitely go with a cuff. Club Monaco always has good ones.
Happy Birthday 28th Birthday Lindsey from your mom Cheryl! Andy is a delight. I’d go home to him too!
And for Lyndie – Happy Belated Birthday! Here are Brad Pitt as Tristan and Daniel Sunjata to help with the healing. Making that decision because of your HMO is something the Squawking Chicken would DEFINITELY approve of, for real.