January 15, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 15, 2014 14:43:35 Posted at January 15, 2014 14:43:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Judy C and Rina A for winning our Cottonelle Routine contest! They’ll each will enjoy a Cottonelle prize pack and a $150 WaySpa gift card. Big thanks to Cottonelle for putting together the prizes.

Molly! Happy Birthday from Meaux with the message: “My lovely cousin, missing you and can't wait to see you soon! Forever united in our belief that Colin's Mark D'Arcy is the only one worth talking about.”

Happy Birthday Genevieve! I’m working on it, that reading list. You want escapism, and I’m going to give you a lot of New Adult escapism, soon. It’s not exactly cerebral but there’s a time and a place – I’ve bombed through almost 20 of them now. Promise me though that you’ve read Eleanor & Park already though, right? And Fangirl? Start at the top, always. I’ll help you make your way down in a few days.

To Amber G from Erin R, your twin forever – Happy 32nd Birthday! To new experiences this year. And your present will be later – but it’s coming! For now, here’s Ben Affleck, your new shamef-ck, in 200 Cigarettes.

And for Joelle – Happy 39th Birthday with love from Carmela! 27 years is a looooong friendship. That’s beautiful. Is it coincidence or conspiracy that I’m wearing a Riggins 33 sweatshirt today?

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