January 23, 2015 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 23, 2015 14:29:16 Posted at January 23, 2015 14:29:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Liz! Happy 25th Birthday with love from Erika! This year will not suck. In fact, it will be SO good. You’re at the spirit age now. Have the best weekend!

“To our thoughtful, adorable and lovely toepick of emotion, Heather. Happiest of birthdays from your friends in gossip, who hope that you're well-hydrated before you start reading this, because we think it might be pretty high on the Cry-o-Meter. So cue up some kicky theme music (maybe "Come and Get Your Love") and settle in while we return the favour for all the amazing shout outs you've done for us!
Who else would have the big-heartedness to see Lorelai as anything other than a selfish twat, the self-restraint to resist both an in-house Starbucks and Keanu Reeves in close proximity, the encyclopaedic knowledge of pop culture and books that make you a walking Dewey Decimal System and a trivia badass, the talent to land an article in an international magazine, and the loveability that makes even non-huggers submit to being molested?

We hope your new year brings you nights filled with silly conversations longer than Matthew Goode's legs, a wit sharper than Hiddles' cheekbones (and maybe a part time gig rehabilitating him from his v-neck addiction), and more love than Mary Murphy has for bronzer.

And that brings us to the our final segment of this shout-out, what's making us happy this week. On this, we're unanimous (Zaxxon rule be damned): it's you. Your unwavering spirit brings all of us happiness, every day of the year, so today we're wishing that all the joy you give out during the year comes back to you and settles over you like 2 million hugs, and shields you better than a firefly-filled Groot shelter. And to help that happiness along, here are Ewan, Matthew Goode, Keanu, Riggins and Joel Kinnaman with assorted books and S-bucks, and Tom Hiddleston in various joy-giving gifs!”

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