January 27, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

January 27, 2014 13:21:46 Posted at January 27, 2014 13:21:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie! Happy 35th Birthday!

To Claire – Happy 30th Birthday...in London! Rachel wants you to know that she still knows all the words to this song:

Happy Birthday Jenny with love from Linda who wants me to tell everyone about how Harry Styles gives you the “shivers”.

And for VJ – Happy Belated 29th Birthday from CJ and KP and I’m sorry I suck and this wasn’t posted on Friday. CJ was on my jock about it though, because she’s a hardass like that and because you’re worth it. Duana’s a Hufflepuff too but she doesn’t embrace it nearly as well as you do. As for your ongoing devotion to Harry Styles, maybe by the time you all are in London he’ll have un-Hollywooded himself from that family. That really is an irresistible face, non?

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