January 28, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 28, 2014 14:32:26 January 28, 2014 14:32:26

Janelle! Happy 30th Birthday from Dawn who wants to know if you’ll be picturing Joshua Jackson or Carey Price when you finish the half marathon? Since it’s your milestone, I’m giving you both.

To Melina, on her birthday. Your friends in gossip and EARS hope that you take some time off from being a constant pillar to everyone in your life, and take some time for yourself today. We are so lucky to have your warmth, humour and well-timed wit in our lives! We hope your new year brings you many Messi snuggles, laughter and love! (attached by request: Colin Farrell, Stephen Amell, and Lenny Kravitz.)

And for Lisa who will love and spoil Bea, everyone’s favourite zombie, until the end. It’s a beautiful thing – to have these final days to show each other what it means: that she found you and that you found her too. You are lucky to have had this gift. Bea has been a gift and you for her too. What a privilege then for both of you, to be able to say goodbye exactly how you decide it. There’s so much sadness in her going, obviously, but that’s not what she’ll remember. And it’s not what you’ll remember either, I promise.

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